You OK up there?

By hurtsmyears - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to endure yet another evening of the old man in the apartment above me screaming, "No, I don't want to shave my nose hair, you crazy bitch." He lives alone. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 746
You deserved it 2 451

Same thing different taste

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Leave him alone.... I think he's going to have an imaginary divorce soon anyway

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Leave him alone.... I think he's going to have an imaginary divorce soon anyway

XenaWP 6

Maybe he and his prostitute have taken their relationship to the next level.

Or maybe he is talking to his dead wife?

He just happens to be on the phone everyday yelling at a crazy bitch?

OR... Ohemgee, he has a caretaker? *gasp* - Who woulda thunk?

Take it easy on him, he just doesn't want to shave his nose hair.

conan13_fml 0

Maybe he has a visiting nurse, or one or his children/grandchildren who come every day to help/visit him.

maybe its toby from paranormal activity 3 :o

Or grandpa doesn't give a **** about what you think. |the kid|

You get a pineapple put a wig on in and draw a face on it and one night leave it at his door knock and run the crazy shit you would probably hear would be priceless

yes xlord. His kids could call everyday to check up on him. And you obviously haven't had to put up with the wrath of a controlling daughter.

thingamajiga 5

Or possibly he has a phone? Nah, he's not that hip.

wazdog 4

Perhaps OP is the crazy one imagining voices.

leadman1989 15

4 - And boom goes the dynamite!!!

leadman1989 15

A person hearing voice that hear voices? Schizoception!

xbrit551 13
danielabella94 0

That sounds annoying but I do feel bad for him!

danielabella94 0

True! :) I just feel bad that he's crazy!

FYLDeep 25

He's probably trolling people on ChatRoulette.

beatdownbarbie 5

Oh you're one of the random 9 out of 10 dicks on there. Lol that's why I never stayed on that site. It was like trying to play duck duck goose...but no goose.

Sanitarium, leave me be Sanitarium, just leave me alone

You're never alone until the voices go away.