You OK up there?

By hurtsmyears - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to endure yet another evening of the old man in the apartment above me screaming, "No, I don't want to shave my nose hair, you crazy bitch." He lives alone. FML
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xlord 27

Leave him alone.... I think he's going to have an imaginary divorce soon anyway

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HomeAl0ne 20

Next time you pass him in the hall, stare at his nose and keep touching your own. Let's work on him till he cracks!

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KiddNYC1O 20

That's a bit startling.

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daydreamer244 13

Ah you gotta love crazy people :P

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malincake 7

Aww, poor old man. Be nice! Go and make friends with him, he probaly needs one!

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dancersinger124 7

Haha... I love old people ;)

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montagicals 0

Today, I had to pretend to be angry at an imaginary female friend so my neighbor downstairs would think I have a life. FML

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bertisevil 3

harsh, on the plus side hilarious for anyone reading it :)

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MsMeiriona 2

You know, there is this little invention called a telephone, that lets you speak to people not physically present with you?

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