You OK up there?

By hurtsmyears - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to endure yet another evening of the old man in the apartment above me screaming, "No, I don't want to shave my nose hair, you crazy bitch." He lives alone. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 748
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Same thing different taste

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Leave him alone.... I think he's going to have an imaginary divorce soon anyway

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

His ex-wife calls every day saying if he shaves his honker hair they can be together again and he just won't acquiesce to her insanity

Maybe he was screaming at his creepy female dog, who happened to be pulling on his nose hairs because they are so long... Lets not all jump to conclusions!

Hahah maybe he had a visitor, why is it that he has to be talking to himself

Maybe you should call the department of aging - could be something new disease or syndrome wise causing delirium and hallucinations. might be treatable and he may be having difficulty caring for himself.

He could be on the phone or on Skype.

Gothicbunnyx3 16