Mental health, Neighbours and Miscellaneous: You OK up there?

You OK up there?

By hurtsmyears - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to endure yet another evening of the old man in the apartment above me screaming, "No, I don't want to shave my nose hair, you crazy bitch." He lives alone. FML

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You deserved it 2 451

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2013 22:09 - United Kingdom - Worcester Park

Today, the crazy son of a bitch who lives next door to me once again got into a loud, rather one-sided argument with his cat. Twenty minutes later, he knocked on my door, asking if he could stay at my place for a couple of days. The look he gave me when I said no has me fearing for my life. FML

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You deserved it 4 483

By marisa - 05/01/2013 00:31 - Ireland - Carlow

Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML

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You deserved it 4 316

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By start waxing - 23/07/2022 14:00

Today, for the third time, I had to tell my stepfather to stop using my razor. It seems when I told him last time that I use it on my armpits, that only encouraged the behaviour. FML

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You deserved it 115

By :// - 05/11/2013 21:01 - United States - Romulus

Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom, only to find my dad sitting on the toilet, blind drunk. He screamed "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" at me. I just wanted to shave. FML

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You deserved it 3 754

By WaxOnWaxOff - 06/09/2012 21:50 - United States - Denver

Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML

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You deserved it 9 676

Keep it down

By howsthisforaname - 24/05/2012 12:59 - United Kingdom - Kingston Upon Hull

Today, after my old downstairs neighbor, who would come upstairs to bang on my door and yell at me every time she heard a sound from me at all times of the day, had finally moved out, it became clear that my new downstairs neighbor gets drunk and yells at the TV in the early hours of the morning. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 781

You deserved it 2 152

Everybody needs good neighbours

By Anonymous - 11/07/2020 17:02

Today, I live on the second floor and my neighbor from below banged on my door, telling me I sounded like a giant elephant and needed to learn to be quiet. I was eating ice cream in bed. I also live alone. FML

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You deserved it 170

By hairy - 08/03/2012 14:30 - Serbia

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently, my nose hair scares him. FML

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You deserved it 13 811

By Foxy0706 - 10/11/2015 19:27 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, I finally told my boyfriend I have a medical condition that makes me grow an unusual amount of hair on my face, so I shave every day. He said he was leaving me because he refuses to be with a "bearded lady". FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 163

You deserved it 2 416

By Funnymann - 22/01/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, I woke up with my face sharpied. I live alone. FML

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You deserved it 3 899

xlord 27

Monday 7 November 2011 8:37

Leave him alone.... I think he's going to have an imaginary divorce soon anyway

andrew_thomson 9

Monday 7 November 2011 8:38

He must be smokin' some heavy dubies!

Comments

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Monday 7 November 2011 9:12

Beware the schizo.

budweiserphil 0

Monday 7 November 2011 9:15

He must be a retired postal worker

eternalibra 14

Monday 7 November 2011 9:29

Maybe he was on the phone?

eternalibra 14

Monday 7 November 2011 9:34

His ex-wife calls every day saying if he shaves his honker hair they can be together again and he just won't acquiesce to her insanity

pdHbq 2

Monday 7 November 2011 9:34

Maybe he was screaming at his creepy female dog, who happened to be pulling on his nose hairs because they are so long... Lets not all jump to conclusions!

TurdTickler4eva 0

Monday 7 November 2011 9:35

Hahah maybe he had a visitor, why is it that he has to be talking to himself

Hxcpunker92 3

Monday 7 November 2011 9:45

This literally made me lol

lexx769 0

Tuesday 8 November 2011 1:28

Me too(;

withasmile 3

Monday 7 November 2011 11:40

Maybe you should call the department of aging - could be something new disease or syndrome wise causing delirium and hallucinations. might be treatable and he may be having difficulty caring for himself.