Love, Pregnancy and Pranks: You tried…

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By Trapfail - 09/08/2021 04:01

Today, I claimed I was pregnant to get back at my ex and the girl he cheated on me with. I tagged him in my "ultrasound" pic, saying it was his baby, hoping she would dump him. Turns out there’s this thing called "reverse image search" and he posted the Google page where I got the ultrasound from. FML

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By Willow McGarrigle - 30/05/2020 02:00

Today, my ex messaged me, saying he got his new girlfriend pregnant and that he thinks I have something to do with it. He thinks I put it in her head that they should have a kid together, when he says he didn't want any in the first place. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2022 12:00 - United States

Today, my ex showed up at my doorstep, claiming to be pregnant with my baby. Of course, I pointed out we broke up ten months ago and hadn't seen each other again until just now, and she is currently six months along. She actually admitted to my face that she figured I'd be too stupid to put the pieces together. FML

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By Dumped and pregnant - 01/05/2018 05:00

Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML

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Not you

By Anonymous - 25/05/2021 07:59

Today, I saw that the man who got me pregnant, and swore that if I kept it he'd run away to Asia, and his new girlfriend announced their pregnancy on social media. They both seem to be very happy. FML

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By notyourbaby - 07/03/2021 19:58

Today, I found out my cousin stole my used pregnancy test and ultrasound pictures the last time she came to visit, and tried to fake a pregnancy. This was two years ago when she stayed at my house. I just found out I'm pregnant again, and guess who just asked to come to stay and "visit"? FML

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Nice try, Sharon

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Bremerton

Today, my ex told me that she's 3 weeks pregnant with my child. Not only was she on her period when I broke up with her last week, her friend let me know that the positive pregnancy test she showed me was a fake that she'd bought online. FML

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Better off

By Elliz - 04/09/2022 02:00

Today, I was stalking my ex-husband’s Facebook. He looks so happy with his new, supermodel-perfect girlfriend who he left me for. She’s everything I’m not. I kinda regret giving birth to two kids and my body changing forever. He’d still be with me. FML

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By kelly.duggan - 21/04/2014 04:03 - Canada - Carleton Place

Today, I went to get an ultrasound done. I texted my ex, who's the father, and told him how adorable its little feet are, and asked him why he didn't come. I got a reply with two words: "DNA test". FML

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By kiken.bara - 06/01/2013 08:17 - United States

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant and sent a picture of the positive test to my boyfriend. Before I got a text back from him, I saw his newly updated Facebook status, which read, "This has got to be the most depressing day of my life." FML

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Ruining the moment

By Anali - 28/05/2021 04:01

Today, I saw the girl my ex cheated on me with had her baby. I wrote a comment on her photo about how the baby was a product of her affair with my ex. She disabled her comments and I kept getting DM’s about how I should, "stop being so negative." Apparently infidelity is not frowned upon these days. FML

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You deserved it 1 769

core01 30

Monday 9 August 2021 4:07

You could live a happier and more fulfilling life with some therapy. And we all know the best revenge is living your best life without him.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 9 August 2021 4:47

And this is why we watch Catfish. It's not just entertaining -- it shows us how to expose bullshitters. I'll bet your ex and his ho are laughing their asses off at your pitiful self. DIY or YDI

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core01 30

Monday 9 August 2021 4:07

You could live a happier and more fulfilling life with some therapy. And we all know the best revenge is living your best life without him.

Sizzy 12

Monday 9 August 2021 9:27

yea, you're right

Marcella1016 31

Monday 9 August 2021 4:11

How do people get such specific results with reverse image search? I’ve tried to use it to find people, memes, and other bullshit and had TERRIBLE luck. And an ultrasound blob? I feel like it would spit back images of clouds or dirt or some shit lol. How the hell do you guys do it?! Also that was some petty shit, OP. Move on and find someone else (or just stay single and work on yourself), and maybe try engaging in your relationships (platonic too) in a more mature way.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 9 August 2021 15:39

I try a few different apps and services like TinEye and Google. Sometimes one makes the catch and other times it returns nothing or garbage. My Peruvian bikini model girlfriend thinks I'm Steve Buscemi. Shhh, don't tell;)

Suaria 38

Tuesday 10 August 2021 20:43

I just copy and paste onto Google. I've been pretty successful in finding pretty obscure images that way

CounselorSmileyFace 8

Monday 9 August 2021 4:33

… I’ll be absolutely shocked if anyone really thinks that your life sucks after pulling that kind of crap. Despicable.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 9 August 2021 4:47

And this is why we watch Catfish. It's not just entertaining -- it shows us how to expose bullshitters. I'll bet your ex and his ho are laughing their asses off at your pitiful self. DIY or YDI

Lydmyers 9

Monday 9 August 2021 7:51

well that was stupid. don't lie about being pregnant. and how were you going to pull that off? miscarriage? disgusting. If you actually knew what a miscarriage and infant loss felt like, you wouldn't be so quick to throw that around. leave your ex and his new girlfriend alone, and move on with your life in a more MATURE fashion.

ChipBoundary 9

Monday 9 August 2021 8:09

While the OP was definitely in the wrong for lying, don't assume people value things the way you do. I've met at least a couple of women that have had a miscarriage and didn't really lose a wink of sleep over it. Everybody is different.

Brightside86 30

Monday 9 August 2021 9:53

This sort of thing makes me glad to be out of high-school.

lukey101 23

Monday 9 August 2021 12:28

Sucks he cheated but seriously how long did you think you could pull off that ridiculous charade? Did you not think how hurtful that could be to someone who can't get pregnant, or had to go through the turmoil of an abortion or miscarriage? You have totally ruined your credibility and deserve everything you get from this stupid act. Biggest YDI yet.