Health: You what now?

You what now?

By aldfgadfklbg - 13/03/2011 23:08 - United States

Today, I had a seizure. My dad responded by saying it always happens with my disease. I never have had a disease. Now I have to wait for my dad to stop yelling at my mom about not telling me, so I can ask what I have in the first place. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2014 23:25 - Sweden - Sundsvall

Today, I had a seizure while at the airport, ready to go on vacation with my family. We ended up missing our flight. My mom spent most of the ride home making cracks about how I'm always ruining things with my "dramatics". Sorry that I have epilepsy, mom. FML

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By Robert - 01/01/2018 19:00

Today, I finally got medication to deal with my seizures. I've had them since I was 5, but my mother had always believed I was faking it. When I seized during a basketball game, she actually came onto the court and lectured the referee for "humoring" me. FML

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Occam's razor

By Anonymous - 23/05/2023 15:00

Today, I had a seizure, and as they were loading me into the ambulance, drooling on myself, I clearly heard my mother ask the ambulance crew if they’d mind swinging by the church on the way to the hospital, you know, in case it turns out I’m not sick, just possessed by the devil. FML

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Toxic workplace

By Anonymous - 05/12/2021 08:01

Today, I had a seizure for the first time in months. My fiancé went over to my job to let them know I wouldn't be going in. My boss bitched both of us because I didn't call myself. Sure, I'll get right on that when I'm conscious. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2012 16:08 - United States

Today, I had a mild epileptic seizure. My mom's immediate reaction was not to comfort me or call for help, but to freak out over the fact that I'd spilled my glass of milk over the floor. FML

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By Hoover - 01/12/2018 03:00

Today, my parents brought me to the doctor because I was faking a headache. One thing led to another, and it turns out I have a tumor pressing against my spine. FML

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Thanks guys

By parentalnightmare - 16/04/2016 04:13 - United States - Laurel

Today, I was diagnosed with a chronic pain condition. My parents seemed very sympathetic and my mother even cried. When we got home, though, they started laughing and asked if I really believed all the shit the doctor was talking about. FML

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Go to school!

By emilee - 19/03/2022 14:00

Today, I told my dad I wasn’t feeling well, to which his response was to interrupt me and say, “Nope. Not buying it.” I have never faked an illness in my life, and this time I vomited in front of my entire class. FML

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By blah - 19/01/2016 20:53 - United States - Frisco

Today, I found out my father didn't have a rare brain disease, and that he was just an alcoholic. I've been taking care of him every time his "brain disease" acts up, for 2 years. FML

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Emergency

By Kassiopia - 14/11/2009 12:35 - United States

Today, my Dad decided to take his medicine before eating. He passed out with his face in a plate of chocolate cake. He wasn't responsive so I called the paramedics. When he got to the hospital, the doctor asked him if he knew why he was there. He replied, "Because my stupid daughter overreacted." FML

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unfortunate_13 5

Monday 14 March 2011 8:52

i'm sorry, that's pretty ****** up.

RockstarRN 10

Monday 14 March 2011 8:47

Sounds like you need to have a big talk!

Comments

Ophelia550 0

Thursday 17 March 2011 3:12

Might be epilepsy. I've had it all my life. It's treatable. Hang in there!

garfield224 0

Monday 18 April 2011 20:13

Wow.......

David199619 8

Sunday 8 May 2011 17:54

@9, I read your comment and tried to vote for your life sucks thing, I hit you totally deserve it by accident. FML.

DReamBig24 0

Friday 3 June 2011 3:08

wow gee I'm sorry might be epilepsy

Herropreez17 0

Monday 13 June 2011 23:42

Sucks, hopefully its just a freak occurance and not Epilepsy.

ggbartoli99 0

Friday 29 July 2011 18:21

probably have epilepsy

verlorenerFall 8

Sunday 18 September 2011 0:57

To all the morons that apparently haven't figured out how to use google, said disease would most likely be "epilepsy"...

cristina0323 0

Sunday 18 September 2011 20:23

awwwww tht sucks... like all the others said its probably epilepsy... i cant believe ur mom didnt tell u im on ur dads side with this

mimerino 9

Tuesday 22 May 2012 6:02

Correction - you haven't "never had a disease", in fact, it looks like you've had one for quite some time! You've just never KNOWN about it. FYL. Stupid parents.