Young at heart

By nothreat33 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, it was my 24th birthday. I got a card from my sister that read, "Here's to another year of complete disregard for age-appropriate developmental milestones." She's right. FML
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UncleBubba13 1

"...[A]ge-appropriate developmental milestones." my ass. You can piss away a large part of your life trying to do the things other people say you're "supposed" to do. It's your life, live it like you want. **** her.

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jim_witness 0

Yea, when you hit 30 then you can whine a little. If you are so disappointed with yourself, respectfully get away from the computer and go make a milestone.

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jim_witness 0

Yea, when you hit 30 then you can whine a little. If you are so disappointed with yourself, respectfully get away from the computer and go make a milestone.

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pimrol 16

what are those words: away from computer?

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UncleBubba13 1

"...[A]ge-appropriate developmental milestones." my ass. You can piss away a large part of your life trying to do the things other people say you're "supposed" to do. It's your life, live it like you want. **** her.

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owneditup 0

is funny cuz u say to **** his own sister… LOL

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sandormatyi 25

"Developmental milestones" hints me that it is something biological, like height, hair or ****. Oh, and please OP, do NOT **** your sister despite 4's advice.

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froggy123000 0

I don't get it...... oh!!! Is it because your single and still live home with your parents?????

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hahaohwell 0

that made my head hurt FML

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LadyWolf92 0

hahhaahhahahaha! that just made my day

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Chopramen 0

Acting your age does have its advantages, such as not looking like a complete idiot

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88sforlife 0

I Would ******* Love To Get A Card Like That

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BloodyMary666 24

Ur sis sounds awesome! :D I absolutely hate birthday, so my Dad once got me a card that said "I hate birthdays..." and had a grumpy looking bear with a party hat on in front of it. And when I opened the card, a voice said some very anti-birthday things. I still have it!

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