Miscellaneous: Your tryed

Your tryed

By Anonymous - 03/06/2009 04:55 - United States

Today, my mom told me I was worthless and could not do anything by myself. Determined to prove her wrong I attempted to install the AC that I had neglected to put in for the past month. While placing it on the window it fell through landing on her prized roses and breaking into pieces. FML

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You deserved it 16 477

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By Ouch - 10/10/2019 02:00 - Serbia

Today, I learned how it feels when you fall off a second floor balcony with mom's flower pot then landing on your back. My mom got pissed because of her beloved flowers, and gave me a lecture while I rolled on the ground in pain. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 698

You deserved it 280

Falling down

By Ouch - 26/06/2021 11:01 - Serbia

Today, I learned how it feels like when you fall off a second floor balcony with mom's flower pot, landing on your back. My mom got pissed because of her beloved flowers, and gave me a lecture while I rolled on the ground in pain. FML

I agree, your life sucks 838

You deserved it 123

By asdf - 02/02/2009 18:07 - United States

Today, my mom slept all day. But when she got out of bed for five minutes, she told me I was a worthless piece of shit. Then she went back to bed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 314

You deserved it 2 824

By Ouchhh - 25/05/2010 06:54 - United States

Today, I leaned back and bumped into one of my mom's plants in the window. The good thing was that I caught it before it fell and shattered. The bad thing was that my mom likes to keep cactii in the window. I can still feel thorns I haven't managed to pluck out yet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 904

You deserved it 4 554

Slasher

By Anonymous - 09/09/2013 17:44 - United States - Sylvania

Today, my mom bumped into a table with a glass vase on it. Seeing that the vase was about to fall, I lunged to catch it. Before I got there, the vase fell and shattered, resulting in me diving into the broken shards. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 943

You deserved it 5 941

By horrible daughter - 24/08/2013 10:23 - United States - Santee

Today, I was feeling guilty about an argument I had with my mother right before she left to go shopping. When she got back, I ran to give her a hug and tell her I loved her. Unfortunately, in the process, I knocked over and broke her new $200 vase. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 032

You deserved it 8 434

By FunTimes - 19/08/2019 04:00 - Canada

Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 684

You deserved it 122

This is going to be my fault, isn't it?

By jpaylay - 07/06/2022 04:00

Today, my mom had been in a really bad mood. She got in the car to take me to work, and without thinking, started backing up. The garage door was only half open, and now has a huge dent in it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 787

You deserved it 119

Jumpy

By TheSentinel05 - 27/10/2020 12:01 - United States - San Jose

Today, my mom said my name and startled me so badly, I jumped and dropped the glass I was holding. She still isn’t speaking to me for breaking her favorite glass. FML

I agree, your life sucks 969

You deserved it 224

Rip it up and start again

By Anonymous - 09/02/2022 02:00 - Germany - Norden

Today, after cleaning my mom’s bathroom, I wiped the molding strip along the wall so it was even. A quite precariously-hung potted plant thought that reason enough to fall right on top of me, spreading dirt over the entire room as well as my hair, my sweater, and the inside of my bra. FML

I agree, your life sucks 847

You deserved it 127

MiniFil 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 12:09

It would've gone much better if the AC landed on her head and them you say "Ha! I can do something. I killed the bitch!" Ming Ming!

Hazimius 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 12:03

I would work on improving the relationship in a mature manner rather than attempting to prove her wrong.

Comments

randomdinosour 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 9:05

she deserves it for being a bitch move the ac and make it look like they just...died then say she's worthless cause she can't even keep her flowers alive. or say your worthless cause your half of her teehee

CheezerX 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 10:25

lol...keep trying to show her shes wrong...

wowzbro 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 10:48

I can't believe how some parents would treat their kid like that... Then again my parents were always good to me. And thats karma, your mom was bad and disrespectful to you, so it's only natural that it would bite her in the ass sooner or later

awesome_hellzyea 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 13:20

dude that sucks big time

urbwzrd 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 17:29

your mom is a looser! i think she deserved what happened to her roses... #145, i think he/she better ignore her...

imabroncofan 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 17:29

tell her "I opened the window by myself; bitch."

dabomb11 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 17:32

That sucks

moonlit_manga 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 18:57

It's ok moms are bitches most of the time. How old are you though kid? Really living with your mom.... Huh. --fox

simplyabsurd 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 19:41

you're a complete moron.... even an ac unit is more intelligent than you are. praise to #123, a very astute observation; hopefully you will take his/her advice and take responsibility for your life and your shortcomings instead of being angry at someone for pointing out the obvious.