My solution would be to go get in the child's bed (assuming they didn't wet their own bed) and in the morning, dish out some new rules about who and what sleeps where.

There's always the couch.

You deserve it for letting the dog in the bed lol dogs snoring can drown out almost any other noise but your life dose suck cause even with out the dog you got to deal with hubby an your kid lol I feel for you

Put on some ear plugs, close your eyes, and join the symphony.

All I can picture are the seven dwarfs sleeping all in their own tempos. I feel really bad for you, but can't stop laughing at my mental image all the same

In ear headphones and the naturespace app with thunder tracks. 2 pugs, a Boston terrier and a girlfriend who all snore.

OMG!! You could take a video of this and memory foam could use it as their advertisement of a comfy bed. You could get paid enough to get a second home. Just make the video and share it with is anyway.

You could've gone to sleep in the 2 year old's bed, provided that she has a real bed at this point, and not a crib.

Dude 3 words... Bose quiet comfort. Best headphones in the world