I've gotta quit eating and reading FMLs at the same time

This FML is so gross just reading it makes me nauseated!!! This is one FML I wish I could vote continuously and I'd vote OP's life sucks like a million and two times!!!

Hey scabs are quite tasty if seasoned just right and also very nutritious.

Yummmm

m0tl3ycru3, that's a rule a majority of people begin to follow after reading some of perdix's comments. :P

I would have blatantly told him to stop or make subtle hints to tell him that that's fucken disgusting.

Who wants scab ice cream?

Good think I don't know what scabs is...i would've spit the food. Seems gross though:)

A scab is sores on your skin

A scab is a person who works in a union but doesnt strike with their people in the union but rather "took their jobs!!" or just the blood/skin cells repairing themself when you get hurt so.. gross.

I guess you could say the experience left you... Mentally scarred. Eh? No? Well, shit.

61- it's a clot of blood that forms after you cut yourself to keep dirt and bacteria and other shot out.

I probably shouldn't have read this while eating lunch...

Sounds yummy! Filled with tons of proteins

O_o

That honestly is just gross.

Theres moments like these were you wonder what could drive you to do such a thing..

it's funny because he's probably getting a better grade than you in that class

I agree, I hate when people do that! I always have to look away cause it's too disturbing!!

Okay, I'll just be over here barfing.

Its actually platelets, guys. Not blood/skin cells. We all must have learned this in health class in middle school!

You would be wrong, 199. It's actually a mixture of trapped blood cells, loose dead flesh, platelets, and clotting protein.

#61 am i being really stupid by asking, how do you not know what a scab is?

We both know if your in Chem class and the guy in front of is picking his scabs and eating them, your going to look. I bet he was thinking "awwww he's not going to eat that is he... Awwww wtf! Wait wait, I think he's about to do it again, awwww omg what's wrong with this kid. Is his arm bleeding or is that pus? "

That's ******* gross

Hey wats up

Not your comment votes

Your reaction somewhat reminds me of mine watching 2 girls 1 cup.... I guess they are both just as bad to me. *blah*

-2 What is this learn word you speak of?

#2 your hot but your wrong .it's hard to concentrate when some one doing such an nasty thing

If a girl was picking her scabs in front of you in class would you be able to pay attention?:P

36- I feel like that's something they'd put on family guy and have Stewie say it!

I may or may not have dry heaved a bit after reading the puss part of 36's comment. -_-

Watching someone eat pieces of themselves is just a LITTLE distracting....

Yuck. Who the heck eats scabs that's discusting.

2- you should change the pic you have because you have no muscle so it looks stupid.. And mirror shots are for girls.. Just saying.. But i do agree with what you said! OP-thats nasty, but you really could have ignored him..

Are u kidding me his muscles are nice...

Don't knock it 'till you try it.

Tried it before as a kid, it's disgusting.

Uhhh, the kid in front of op, duh.

Better question, who makes people pull neck muscles while trying to see your picture?

******* repulsive..

There's a girl in my chem class that does that!!! Only she also pulls out a mirror to examine her zits and pops them too.

But he might eat that too..

"Shit yeah, salsa for my scabby patties!"

@ #46 - Then the OP will vomit from that, and a vicious cycle begins.

4- OP: *throws up* Scab eater: "yes! I was wanting something to dip my scabs in!" Just typing this made me want to throw up then throw myself out of a window.

So at least you think eating them in class is wrong You're disturbing ..

Is this your fist encounter with boners??

At least you don't wear braces. Well, it would be like saving a snack for later?

braces are weak. my adoptive parents are half bird, and regurgitate the food for me. the stomach acid adds to the flavor.

Eeeeeewwwwwww

They also make great ice cream toppings in place of sprinkles if you grind them up first. Although they do have quite an odd texture.

Flockz and boners on the same post, holy ****** shit!?!?!?!?!?

Cue the music, cause 140 jizzed... In.. His pants...

recipe for scab stew: first, gather a large collection of scabs, feel free to throw in your friends scabs for a new flavour. second, find a large pot to boil the scabs for a good 20-30 minutes. once the scabs have turned into a yummy paste, add any variety of toenails, earwax, or belly button lint to the mixture and stir well. let the stew cool and pour into bowls and there you have it! the perfect holiday meal for friends and family. Enjoy!

Wtf! Gross!!!

goldmember ate his dead skin, not scabs. I win.

Scabs are dead skin. I win.

128- you obviously failed any science course. I win.

137- Actually platelets. I win.

Scabs are platelets from your blood that hardens when it comes in contact with the air. I win.

So...who won?

If the kid is right in front of you and you're in CHEMISTRY, it would be pretty distracting and hard to pay attention.......

Chemistry is amazing so I would always pay attention no matter what.

Yes but from what I've heard and seen, manyyy people hate chemistry.

Agreed.

Chemistry is boring, makes you go sleep. This kid is gross, makes you stay awake. Sleep- bad dreams. Trouble with teacher. Awake- throws up. Free ride out of the classes. (:

Calm down.

Dude I'm calm... Quit reading my posts as if I'm screaming .... I was more or less whispering it with enthusiasm!!!

! Or EXCLAMATION POINTS! Mean screaming or excitement. Normally, I don't know a place or a specific person that talks calmly with exclamation points.

Obviously you haven't read the one about blowing up condoms like balloons.

I'm just naturally a dramatic person!! You just gotta know me.

I just like to start ******** my floor! It's what I do because I don't give a ****!!

182- clean up on aisle 4!!!!!! Oh wait.. All of those exclamation marks mean that I'm whispering with enthusiasm.

He might have a skin related problem, or maybe he's just a really clumsy/rough person.

He hurts himself to make the scab so he can eat them....