By loveurlifejk - 28/12/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, I was woken up to my mother screaming obscenities at me, all because I threw up last night after days of not feeling well, and the flushing of the toilet afterwards woke her up. FML
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yahoowizard 16

Shoulda put the toilet on mute before flushing, be more considerate now

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eltapatio16 5

Don't flush it next time. Leave a surprise for her in the morning!

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yahoowizard 16

Shoulda put the toilet on mute before flushing, be more considerate now

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kelissa_fml 16

Or used a trash can and gave her the bag...

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miserypoison 13

Make sure the firmware is above 4.2 or else the vomit won't be compatible with iToilet's iOS.

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bfrench95 0

After her speech you should have just puked right on her for a good morning to her :)

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waswashere 0

iOS 5 has a better flushing system. And it will link toilets in your house together in the Iseptic

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chlorinegreen 27

At least you made it to the toilet...

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ZebcoGirl 0

Everyone has been gettin sick around where I live. I was throwing up last night also. It freakin sucks.

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waswashere 0

50- you wouldn't have that problem with an itoilet. They don't get viruses. But they're expensive

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ZebcoGirl 0

63- I will have to look into that.

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waswashere 0

Make sure you read the terms and conditions first though. Bad things have happened to those who didn't

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ZebcoGirl 0

69- I appreciate the warning

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YtotsDI 0

Oh that's fine don't use the iToilet use the iShitNoMore. Not as satisfying but it works all the same.

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eltapatio16 5

Don't flush it next time. Leave a surprise for her in the morning!

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Chaos187 6

Damnit..you beat me to it...FUUUUUUUU

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Jaxx66 21

Or instead of leaving her a surprise you can go to the kitchen sink and run the garbage disposal for as long as you want. But put other things in it too, so it's noisier.

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Zeppelin1969 5

Something similar happened to me, and she locked me out of the house for an hour. I had the flu, and threw up all outside of the house, then passed out.

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

madness is like Gravity,,all you need is a little push,,JOKER (Dark Knight)

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Jaxx66 21

I was thinking more along the lines of: "Choose a quote that fits the situation" But maybe that's just me.

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thisisafunnyname 12

"this is a quote that fits the situation" -wiz khalifa

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flockz 19

"that beaver should not be on my nuts." -Samuel L Jackson

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coolboy675 16

"I like trains." - I Like Trains Kid

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Zeppelin1969 5

I had a puppy named Adolph. He had kittens! -the Retarded Policeman

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ElectricGhost_fml 5

she should be thankful you didn't throw up on her face when she was yelling at you!

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cocodecoeur 12

Well you've should tell her: Better out than in

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wriptidez 0

she needs to discover mercy towards others ...woweee

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MRSMOJORISIN_fml 0

You should start flushing the toilet over and over again. Just to get back at her :)

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fancyclown 9

[Insert picture of starving children in third world countries without access to clean drinking water here]

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LolCakes111 7

Sounds like something a crazy mother-in-law would do in order to attempt to break up your relationship...

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murdersquirrel 15

Except for the fact that that would be a different situation almost entirely.

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downtime 12

The only way it is similar in circumstance is that the villain has a ******.

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