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Same thing different taste
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Not now!
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Dump the dump
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Revenge is sweet
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You're in the army now, oh ohoh
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Wow. Sucks.
Shoulda put the toilet on mute before flushing, be more considerate now
Or used a trash can and gave her the bag...
Make sure the firmware is above 4.2 or else the vomit won't be compatible with iToilet's iOS.
iOS 5 has a better flushing system. And it will link toilets in your house together in the Iseptic
Chlorinegreen- you're killing the vibe
50- you wouldn't have that problem with an itoilet. They don't get viruses. But they're expensive
Make sure you read the terms and conditions first though. Bad things have happened to those who didn't
Oh that's fine don't use the iToilet use the iShitNoMore. Not as satisfying but it works all the same.
Or instead of leaving her a surprise you can go to the kitchen sink and run the garbage disposal for as long as you want. But put other things in it too, so it's noisier.
Something similar happened to me, and she locked me out of the house for an hour. I had the flu, and threw up all outside of the house, then passed out.
good morning?
Type like a normal person!
I was thinking more along the lines of: "Choose a quote that fits the situation" But maybe that's just me.
"this is a quote that fits the situation" -wiz khalifa
"I like turtles" Jonathan the zombie
I had a puppy named Adolph. He had kittens! -the Retarded Policeman
5- yes! Just yes
Well you've should tell her: Better out than in
You should start flushing the toilet over and over again. Just to get back at her :)
[Insert picture of starving children in third world countries without access to clean drinking water here]
Sounds like something a crazy mother-in-law would do in order to attempt to break up your relationship...
Except for the fact that that would be a different situation almost entirely.
The only way it is similar in circumstance is that the villain has a ******.
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Shoulda put the toilet on mute before flushing, be more considerate now
Don't flush it next time. Leave a surprise for her in the morning!