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I hate guys like that
I hate guys like that
They're selling towels, probably on the sidewalk. Don't be upset they're no better than the trash you kicked in the gutter.
Sound like some shitty salesmen
I bet that salesman uses those towels to clean up after jacking off, because he's so damn lonely.
Shoulda set their towel stand on fire. I solve all my problems with fire.
Dude, makeup is for ugly chicks anyways. Au natural is always the best. Girls are hotter without it. If you need makeup to look pretty then you're probably fugly anyway.
Dont worry. It was just to build his self confidence. He probubly does that all the time and wanted someone else to do it so he didnt seem like a total freak.
In the butt cheeks
117 - he's right to a certain extent. if you need make-up to look pretty and think you can't look pretty without it then chances are you're not very pretty anyway and/or have self-esteem issues. I don't think you're necessarily ugly though if you think you can't look pretty without make-up but that's his opinion and he can say whatever he wants. don't get all butt-hurt over it.
117- Actually, I disagree with you. I Think stro88 is right about everything for the most part excluding the first sentence. I'd rather females not cake themselves with makeup and look so plastic it looks like a machine just shat them out onto a production line. Some is ok, but my preference in little to none.
125 thank you for not being stupid. Some guys think there's only two ways to do makeup: none or caked. Again, thank you. On another note, I personally prefer girls with little makeup. I think it should be used to enhance facial features and good bone structure, not cover "flaws".
Oh I'm not hurt by him at all. I rarely wear make up myself. I don't mask over what I look like. But his comments 9 put of 10 times are crude and very hard to understand. Most people on this site find him annoying. Just look at all of his other comments. And as well his profile is all about blow jobs. So he's a disgusting pig as well.
Yes, makeup should be used to amplify good looking features. NOT to change the way you face looks. (unless it's costume makeup ofc)
If flaws are acne scars/breakouts, then I honestly don't see the problem with covering my "flaws". Otherwise, my skin is blotchy and unattractive.
Lol the irony in covering up acne spots with makeup. XD That's like trying to plug an oil Derrick with a drill.
That's so mean. FYL :(
Thank you, #20. people shouldn't have to change their appearance to feel beautiful.
@20 - Wait till you have to wake up next to your aged soccer mom of a wife. Honestly I hear guys say this and then they make fun of a female's appearance. So obviously females are going to feel obligated to wear makeup. What a sham...
Technically that is sexual harassment (its legal definition doesn't limit it to sexual conduct but includes harassment [not necessarily ongoing] based on sex). Why should you have to wear make-up to be pretty, and by whose standards is pretty defined??
What an asshole. Sorry op. :(
I ******* hate people like that. Really sorry that happened to you, OP...
A woman looks her best just getting out of bed
I like how he(or she) thinks fat can be hidden with make up :D. That being directed at ukrage(101 I think).
126 you're a self-centered piece of shit.
126 - why would it be a guy wearing make up?
134- no I'm not? Lol. And if you're going to be unnecessarily mean I don't think your profile picture should be a cute thing that says 'unconditional love'. 166- Some guys do wear make up, like some emo and scene kids xD. Not really the same as most girls, but they do wear it. And some in modeling might do the same, but I'm just guessing.
i just noticed how stupid my comment was.
Beauty is subjective so OP is attractive to some people, that guy is just being an asswipe
Hey watch yourself my mom sells them for a living!! Jk
Well it's a job,not everyone can afford to be picky
Yeah really, don't listen to a guy who sells friggin' towels, at school. whatta mofo.
56 if they are high school boys they are acting pretty much like one. I would know cause I go to an all guys high school.
6- Target does.
54 - Billy Mays is dead D:
rally towels are sold on campus to encourage students to have "school spirit" when big games are coming up
Dw hunny it's the inside that matters ;) everyone is beautiful in their own ways
Just all cute or what. (:
She bought one for you
Seriously. Does ^^ that bitch have enough make up on? Lol.
Ha I woulda
Wow. I'm a guy. BUT I'm a classic guy. I'm not a douche like every other guy now. I woulda just probably been all quiet and shy. Cause I'm like that. Still sorry FYL
Cool story bro... Unfortunately, 'classic guys' do not pick up girls on FML. Ever.
Neither do guys who are total dicks. Ever. And by the way, why would you want to "pick up" a girl on FML anyway?
95 - Classic example of a no-life parasitic wretch on FML that does nothing but miserably fail at trolling.
I'm eating cereal
Your a champ lol
It's okay. I'm sure you beautiful:) They're the ugly bastards
Yeah OP, if you were that confident in yourself then you shouldn't listen to what other people say(: You probably are beautiful.
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Screw them! Who sells towels?
That's so mean. FYL :(