By Fractured - 31/03/2012 01:43 - United States

Today, I fractured a bone in my knee. Now not only do I have to wear a huge knee brace for the next two months, I'll have to sit around in a hotel room all of next week while my family has fun skiing in the mountains. FML
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nuggetmonster 12

Pig out and take advantage of room service?

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MoodyBlue320 11

Or you can play Skyrim and tell everyone about how you took an arrow to the knee.

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nuggetmonster 12

Pig out and take advantage of room service?

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airforce987 20

I don't. Stay bored AND get fat? How about you try going for a walk (if you have the ability) and enjoy the snowy nature?

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Senseless_487 29

Call me crazy, but I'm pretty sure the last thing you wanna do with a broken knee is walk on it. I bruised a bone in my knee, and was forced to stay off of it for two weeks. But maybe sit at the window and enjoy the snowy nature? While scarfing on some room service food!

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MoodyBlue320 11

Or you can play Skyrim and tell everyone about how you took an arrow to the knee.

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DooleyFTW 17

You're life sucks op but on the bright side at least your family can afford a skiing vacation and medical care :) always a silver lining! Enjoy your vacation

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Narttu 20

I agree with 15 about enjoying the snowy outdoors. If you can't walk and ski then there must be SOMETHING else you can do. I don't live anywhere near snow and have only seen it once, but I loved every minute of being there, even though I couldn't ski to save my life. But that's just me.. I dream of living somewhere that it snows and being able to go for walks all bundled up then relax by a fire with a hot drink and a good book. :)

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abbyabb 4

I'm guessing u have a computer wif u? If u do try reddit and minecraft!!!

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UnleashedKilla1 4

Op, your in the US. It's spring, and it feels like summer. Where the hell are you skiing?

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buck33 14

95 - there is plenty if snow in the rocky mountains, where I live. Here, you can ski til July, because even though it's 90 degrees in the valley, it's still cold up there.

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BradTheBrony 19

#43 *thwack* NO! BAD INTERNET, NO! *rubs Moody's nose in the joke*

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False_Stupidity 41

Actually 43's comment was actually the only good, semi-relevant use of that overused Skyrim joke i've seen.

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AnonTheGreat 7

Cheer up, OP. Who knows? Maybe they'll fracture a bone in their knees.

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nonamericandolla 6

I can compare to u. I got sick because water was too cold to swim in. While my family is having fun I sit in bad watching tv all day :(

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Nevereverland 8

Hey atleast it wasnt an arrow to the knee.(had to)

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momo1972 3

Designated Driver! Way to be a team player

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muurph 4

How can OP drive with a fractured knee?

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metalwolf 17

Last i checked, most people have two legs. If OP has a automatic transmission then driving is still possible, although uncomfortable.

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keez1234 0

They rarely do casts any more, they do braces. I broke my tibia skiing in December.

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ShyAnn29 14

It depends, if he broke his right knee, then he wouldn't be able to drive

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keen12 0

Yes, they do not like to use them anymore. And man I am sorry that sucks.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Lmao 61, seriously.

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nadnerbz 6

You could become one of those mono-skiers you see on the x games

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MCweSCRAPPY 2

Screw that. Go hard everyday. Snowboarding with a torn LCL and strained MCL like a bau5. Just take enough Lortab as to where you can't feel it. I love riding too much

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TheEpicMilkMan 13

ouch sorry to hear that :( but on the bright side you can **** around in the hotel?

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xXxIracebethxXx 14

With his broken knee? The most OP can do is watch TV, eat, sleep, read a book, and do the most horrible boring things you can think of while on vacation. Of course, unless you want to throw a Broken Knee party for all the other hotel people with the same issue, then that's okay, too. C:

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TheEpicMilkMan 13

lol true, true but I would attend the party to make OP feel better C:

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RedPillSucks 31

The female superior position works fine for a guy with a cast.

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xXxIracebethxXx 14

88 - Lol, as would I. I'd bring some hot cocoa and food and balloons and my pet uni-tiger. It would be one hell of a party! :D

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TheEpicMilkMan 13

yes :D lol sounds fun C:

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maxamus951852 3

Maybe you could order some adult channels and ********** a lot? Its what they wouldve wanted..

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nfjskcbdkdjdjdn 2

Yes, my family always wants me to ********** when I fracture a bone in my knee…

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pimpnainteasy 5

Do you even know how to ski?

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SpottedZebra42 14

Nope. OP just went along for the hotel. Now, instead of watching his family ski, he's watching them ski while he has a fractured knee bone.

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Meowingtons500 18

Awh, accidents suck. I broke my ankle at hockey tryouts, was out for the season. It was horrible. :(

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BradTheBrony 19

Cool story, eh?

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gonad_gobbler 1

eh don't worry about your family, who kneeds them anyway?

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