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By Lily - 09/06/2012 23:43 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I fell going down the stairs and hit my head on the wall. My parents came frantically running to my side, but only to make sure I hadn't damaged the wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2009 00:05 - Canada

Today, I was walking into my living room when I slipped over the carpet, bashed my head on my glass table, and was moaning in pain on the floor. My parents came running when they heard my head bang… straight to the table, to see if there were any scratches on it. FML

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Open door policy

By Luke Sparacio - 24/11/2023 00:00

Today, while we were exploring a building, my dad and I somehow got separated. After about 30 seconds, I found him on the other side of a door, so I went to go through what I thought was a door. Instead, I smashed my head on a windowpane and collapsed to the floor in pain in front of 5 people. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2009 04:30 - United States

Today, I went upstairs to scold my boys for running in the house because someone could get hurt. As I turned around to come back downstairs I tripped and fell all the way down to the landing at the bottom. I could hear them laughing in their rooms. FML

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By typical - 13/04/2013 23:49 - United States - Cheshire

Today, I fell down the stairs. My mom came running from the other room because she thought it was the dog. She rolled her eyes and walked away when she saw it was me. FML

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Best foot forward

By Anonymous - 06/07/2020 02:02

Today, after a month of things going wrong in my life and finally getting better, I woke up refreshed and ready to face the day. Then, I fell down the stairs. FML

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By iltdtsm - 15/08/2009 16:58 - Canada

Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML

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By Lilragu97 - 26/07/2012 05:14 - United States - Exeter

Today, I walked into my upstairs bathroom to find my mom's new boyfriend eating soup, naked on the toilet. In shock, I stepped back and fell down a flight of stairs, backwards, and hit my head on wall, leaving a dent in it. FML

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By Arielle - 31/01/2012 11:07 - Australia

Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML

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By anon - 31/07/2014 03:12 - Canada - Goderich

Today, my father tripped over the dog and hit a wall. He was so convinced his arm was broken that we waited for 3 hours in emergency to find out he had a bruise. FML

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By Clumsy Clumsy - 16/04/2016 16:27 - Canada - Spruce Grove

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML

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MGSPOP 1

Sunday 10 June 2012 9:10

Am I the only one who has noticed that most parents on FML are really effed up? but sucks,fyl.

SadIife 6

Sunday 10 June 2012 9:10

You have quite some caring parents. Hopefully you didn't get hurt to badly.

Comments

SadIife 6

Sunday 10 June 2012 9:10

You have quite some caring parents. Hopefully you didn't get hurt to badly.

BRLHP 24

Sunday 10 June 2012 9:29

So did the wall get hurt?

humorizer 14

Sunday 10 June 2012 9:32

My parents did pretty much the same thing when I informed them that my car was rear ended. "Oh no! Is the car damaged badly?!"

sunnyt 5

Sunday 10 June 2012 9:37

Parents of the year award.

awagh666 14

Sunday 10 June 2012 9:51

Head injury = 1 or 2 painkillers Wall damage = $ 500 Do the math...

zachherbert 10

Sunday 10 June 2012 13:02

Did you apologize to the wall?

Quinn32 16

Sunday 10 June 2012 17:37

If the OP is okay enough to go post it on FML then they need to quit whining that their parents didn't baby them.

LonelyIslander1 5

Sunday 10 June 2012 19:09

34- Are you dumb OP may have posted this at a later date and parents should always make sure their child is ok first.

LonelyIslander1 5

Sunday 10 June 2012 19:16

Are you dumb? Sorry

MGSPOP 1

Sunday 10 June 2012 9:10

Am I the only one who has noticed that most parents on FML are really effed up? but sucks,fyl.

igive 29

Sunday 10 June 2012 9:16

Well it wouldn't make sense if an FML went like "today my dad gave me 100 dollars. FML."

hutch66 13

Sunday 10 June 2012 9:19

Stuff like that is what makes FML funny though.

harrystylesfan69 5

Sunday 10 June 2012 9:56

6- Well, he usually gives me 200 so.......

zachherbert 10

Sunday 10 June 2012 11:26

21-you poor thing! He's just being a selfish bastard, holding out on you.. You deserve better!

simsgirlgem 25

Tuesday 13 November 2012 23:02

That's nothing my mom broke her door three years ago to her bedroom and yelled I broke it a few days ago because I was ranting how she eaten the last poptart which I didn't do I think my mother is going seanile