By kise - 28/11/2012 06:20 - France - Paris

Today, drunk at a party, I leaned through a window to throw up. I was outside. FML
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cmanaus 3

Sucks for the people inside

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MDM15 5

Looks like someone's off the invite list

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cmanaus 3

Sucks for the people inside

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Misswildsides 22

^that mental image was disgusting.

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rs89 20

Actually, the mental image I'm getting is highly amusing. All you gotta do is picturing a person peacefully sitting next to that very window or below it (depending on the structure), then imagine their surprise and facial expressions!

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Topasofmagic 17

Are the illustrations only visible on iPads or what?

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RaggleFrock 13

I'm sure worse things have been done by drunk people

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txgirl2013 14

Excuse yourself please

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CaptNomNom 17

"kill himself, please" would have been a better phrase

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KM96 24

Excuse me?! I totally agree with 23

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NerdyKink 7

I really don't understand how offensive comments like this stay here, yet neutral comments I make are removed virtually every time.

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sux4u121 10

One poorly thought out comment wasn't enough for you?

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eggmarie 25

I thought people stopped saying "FAIL!" like two years ago?

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ManInTheMachine 19

20-FML is a vortex Twilight Zone that sucks in overused phrases and revives them continuously through idiot commenters for extended periods of time. Other phrases like "Doesn't matter, had sex." "Cleveland voice: That's nasty." Are still used, though not nearly as often as before.

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CaptNomNom 17

Come on. It's not that bad. Maybe h- oh who am I kidding. In quote of what you have said, you're an epic fail.

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PipingMouse 14

Projectile Vomiting on all the people inside? Why would you get that drunk at a party? YDI, OP.

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Supcio 12

I'd be more concerned if OP got that drunk on their own.

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deepunder 17

Obviously cause u are at a party. Peer pressure makes u hate or like something more than when u are alone, and it makes u want to show it

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MDM15 5

Looks like someone's off the invite list

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PipingMouse 14

I don't think parties like that have invite lists....

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RealTalk0 7

I don't know. Maybe it's because he was outside and vomited inside, rather than a vice versa situation. Maybe I'm just stupid; yeah, let's go with that.

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emeraldisle 30

If I was the owner of the house, I would kick your arse.

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PandaSpots 10

It's so weird when English ppl say arse. Us Americans are just like " NO!!! It's ASS!!!!"

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emeraldisle 30

If you had looked at my profile, you'd see that I'm actually Irish.

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charvisioku 22

You're clearly a bit of an arse youself, 68 :)

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hama806 19

Yet another way to be a "belligerent drunk." What next?

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eatthemcows 4

It's okay op. I had a friend of mine vomit all over my shoes at a party about a month ago. You're not alone.

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perdix 29

That would suck if it was your house. Otherwise, your drunken antics are probably so hilarious and disturbing that your host considers cleaning your vomit a small price for the hours of entertainment you provided. Hopefully, video of your inebriated rampage will make it to YouTube.

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