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By ShutTheFuCupcake - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Calgary
By ShutTheFuCupcake - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Calgary
Really? You care that much about a selfie? Please, get over yourself.
That selfie must have been a good one
he needs to get his priorities straight. no picture is worth that much time consumption bc no one really cares as much as you about your flexing. one every now n then is fine, but pictures shouldnt go through that much planning. good luck with the hernia, you tried too hard.
Hipster!
OP: "I think I have to go to the hospital, but first, let me take a selfie."
Mistake #1: Don't take selfies
spongebob does have more. he lifts two (count 'em; two) marshmallows.
aha #106. Maybe this guy bought anchor arms.
dude probably can't even bench press a kleenex
Prices must be paid for vanity. Sorry OP but YDI
And you have a profile pic of a selfie... Irony
He's not flexing #69, irony?
72, it's appropriate here because there's a good chance the selfie in question was going in Instagram. #Fucktard would fit nicely underneath it.
Instagram strait flexin
Ooohhhh!
Dom Mazzetti?
#hernia
I pushed the "YDI" button so hard it gave ME a hernia.
I laughed so hard I gave myself a hernia.
I clicked thumbs up for your comment so hard, I gave my mouse a hernia.
This got old so fast, this post got a hernia
I'm hernia
sounds like you give yourself out quite a bit, #64
That's exactly what I was thinking #10. I don't understand how someone could do that. I didn't even know that was possible.
This selfie trend needs to die. I get that some people share selfies IN MODERATION to feel confident and share their current look but the constant selfies and selfie obsession thing is just overkill. Some idiot actually killed himself trying to compete in some stupid selfie game. Hit his head on a toilet and bled out while unconscious -_-
if the selfie trend did die, people would just take a selfie at the selfie trend funeral
I took one last night with an app that gave me a top hat, a monocle and a moustache. I looked so fancy. But I take one a week at most, some people take way too many.
Or when every single one of their pictures looks exactly the same. I hate that. Why even post a selfie at that point?
If you haven't taken many selfies, you haven't travelled alone! However, the trend of selfies for the sole purpose of showing off has to go.
you gotta find the apps that make selfies look cool as ****. I always trip my friends out with fake twin selfies.
Of all my years of having a front facing camera, I have only taken TWO selfies. And that was with my family.
If you had to flex that hard, you probably need more time in the gym.
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Really? You care that much about a selfie? Please, get over yourself.
I pushed the "YDI" button so hard it gave ME a hernia.