Awkward, Photography and Health: Looking good

If there's anything even lamer than selfies, it's someone trying to make himself look like Ahnold in a selfie. If I could vote multiple times, I'd vote YDI about a thousand times.

gramirez23 9

Wednesday 14 May 2014 16:08

Flexing for the gram

Ki11erC 18

Wednesday 14 May 2014 16:34

Good, now maybe you won't do it again... Or maybe you should and give yourself a haemorrhage instead.

Drake_The_Dragon 23

Wednesday 14 May 2014 16:41

Let me take a selfie!

laden_swallow09 34

Wednesday 14 May 2014 16:45

What, did you draw it? If so, nice. If not, then no, it's a freakin' selfie.

Summercarezzi 11

Wednesday 14 May 2014 16:56

lol this is too hilarious.

powerz88 8

Wednesday 14 May 2014 16:58

First world problems

chickenfeet223 11

Wednesday 14 May 2014 17:37

That's what you get for trying to be who you are not

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Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe." FML

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Today, it started pouring while I was in the middle of a pizza delivery. I had to stand out in the rain for ten minutes while an old redneck dude wearing nothing but camo boxers fumbled around for the exact change to pay the bill. I think seeing his junk was supposed to count as my tip. FML

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Today, working night shift at a nursing home, I can tell the difference between the smell of different people's urine. FML

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Today, I found out that my amazing sugar and oil olive body scrub will cause the next person to get in the shower to slip and break an arm. We have no insurance. FML

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Today, I learned not to take sex tips from virgins seriously. "Have sex in the shower", they said. "It'll be fun", they said. Well they didn't take slippage into account. One busted nose and concussion later, I'm not seeing the "fun" part at all. FML

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Today, I'm a gay, black man who moved to a racist, mainly white, homophobic town for work. I've already had the cops called on me twice, and a group of teens yelled the f-slur at me unprompted. When I asked my boss if I could swap, he threatened to fire me. This is gonna be a long 6 months. FML

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Today, at my dining job, my boss told me the food was "technically illegal to serve," air quotes and all. FML

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Today, I woke up after drunkenly hooking up with a girl who was really into Twilight. I felt bruises on the lower end of my neck and so I went to the mirror and checked it out. She bit me, 5 times. FML

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