By vicious_fashion - 12/08/2014 05:34 - United States - Meridian

Today, I went directly from the shopping mall to the hospital. My sister had slammed my hand in the car door, all because I considered purchasing a dress that looked like something she might buy for herself. FML
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vicious_fashion 14

Thank you everyone for your comments. To clarify, my sister is 15 and it was an accidental hand slamming while in the heat of her argument that I was "copying her style". (Which is why you should never slam doors or break things when you're mad! Use your words!)

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little_star78 13

Your sister is a bitch who needs to get over herself...sorry op :( hope your hand gets better soon

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iLike2Teabag 27

But it sounds likes she's got her priorities... ... Out of sequins.

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blazingshot147 19

Car doors are the worst type of thing to get your hand slammed on, especially if it happened to be next to the door handle area. FYL indeed.

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Ethan4an 6

I cannot fault the sister she seamstress-ed.

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incoherentrmblr 21

Talk about a victim of fashion...

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slutfactory 17

This reminds me of my cousin. If I find anything remotely cute to wear, she claims that I copy her sense of style. Sorry you have to deal with a bitch in your life, OP. Everybody's got one.

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little_star78 13

Your sister is a bitch who needs to get over herself...sorry op :( hope your hand gets better soon

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Arwen_Evenstar 37

I think that goes past being a bitch and well into psycho town.

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desoxyn242 14

Her hand will heal like a dress....with stitches

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datguy69s 21

Take it as a complement. I bet you looked beautiful :)

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deathstroke990 22

how....how can that be considered a compliment?

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Ogodwhyzzz 6

Cause she's jealous of her beauty so she smashed her hand.

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rocker_chick105 31

I could deal with being called ugly a lot better than getting my hand smashed in a car door.

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tony1891 22

maybe now you'll consider buying her Nothing

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FrietvanPiet 16

She should probably have her assassinated to keep up with the pace.

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cakefete2 30

Then the sister will return as a ghost to haunt her, because one good turn deserves another.

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ELoni_fml 25

Your sister needs professional help :S

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hordriss 14

I think that calls for an imaginative form of revenge. Your sister sounds like a delightful person.

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leopardwilliam 22

You bastard! How dare you share a common taste in dresses!

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BlockOfRedStone 25

My thoughts exactly! How did she not know that the universe revolves around her sister! It's common sense!

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