Fight and Health: Stop it already

I hope you took some form of legal action again this person. People who think it's okay to simple assault others should have their head examined. Sorry OP!, fyl

odod777 28

Wednesday 3 September 2014 13:50

Did the hiccups stop?

christian1509 21

Wednesday 3 September 2014 13:51

I hope you returned their punch because their way of handling that situation was "annoying"

Liamj774 36

Wednesday 3 September 2014 13:52

Well that's one way to try to get them to stop..

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