Health: Today, while trying to comfort my little brother who just injured...

By wintersoldier - 14/07/2015 02:36 - Austria

Today, while trying to comfort my little brother who just injured his leg, I tripped and sprained my ankle. At least he was amused. FML

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By Slipperywhenwet - 20/01/2017 10:00

Today, I tripped over a "Caution: Slippery When Wet" floor sign and sprained my ankle. FML

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Slipping up

By Anonymous - 18/10/2010 23:28 - United States

Today, I slipped and sprained my ankle while shopping for a present for my husband, who later came home and tripped over my elevated leg, hurting my ankle again. Now I have an excruciating sprain, and a spouse who's furious at me because, I "shouldn't have tried to surprise him." FML

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By ???? - 25/01/2012 06:32 - United States

Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML

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I'm fine, this is fine

By Anonymous - 28/10/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, I was at the gym, feeling pretty proud of myself for working out consistently for the past month. As I was about to grab a towel, I tripped and landed face-first into a pile of gym mats. People turned to look, and all I could do was try to laugh it off through the pain of what turned out to be a sprained ankle. FML

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By dannyfanny - 28/08/2009 20:59 - United States

Today, I slipped walking down the stairs. My mom thought I sprained my right ankle. In her haste to get me to the doctor, she grabbed me and accidentally tripped me. I broke my left ankle. The right one was fine. FML

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That's showbusiness!

By ouch - 13/08/2009 04:32 - United States

Today, I was babysitting 3 toddlers. I wanted to entertain them by making them laugh, but nothing worked. Later on, I started down the stairs, but tripped and tumbled down. I realized I have broken my arm and bruised my knees. I also realized that kids think it's hilarious when you get injured. FML

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By ow - 13/06/2011 05:39 - United States

Today, I was home alone in my apartment. I tripped over my dresser and fell and sprained my ankle. As I was laying there in agonizing pain, my downstairs neighbor shouted at me to shut up. FML

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By IvyBlackeyes - 29/08/2018 01:30

Today, I sprained my ankle at dance class. No, I wasn't dancing when I did it. I was trying to step off from a small mat so I could go home. FML

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Pranks are terrible

By Anonymous - 05/08/2021 23:01 - United States - Humble

Today, my sister threw my water bottle as a joke. When I stepped off the bleachers, my right foot lost its footing and my other foot followed. Now I have two sprained ankles at the same time. FML

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By fucking har har, dad - 05/10/2012 23:38 - Australia

Today, two days after leaving hospital with a broken left leg, I tripped and fell heavily on the floor. My dad quickly asked if I'd broken my other leg. When I reassured him that I hadn't, he disappointedly muttered that it would've been a hilarious story to tell his friends at work. FML

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_kyleG_ 34

Tuesday 14 July 2015 19:07

It must run in the family... Which is pretty ironic since neither of you can run now.

Yazoo77 16

Tuesday 14 July 2015 18:59

Now he won't feel alone.

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Yazoo77 16

Tuesday 14 July 2015 18:59

Now he won't feel alone.

ProfessorMctitie 20

Tuesday 14 July 2015 19:00

Least you made him feel better

Curtis66 19

Tuesday 14 July 2015 19:01

I was always told that siblings feel each other's pain

chrisann1023 21

Tuesday 14 July 2015 19:02

Hopefully you both recover quickly!

_kyleG_ 34

Tuesday 14 July 2015 19:07

It must run in the family... Which is pretty ironic since neither of you can run now.

wintersoldier_fml 18

Tuesday 14 July 2015 19:10

Actually made me laugh :)

tony1891 22

Tuesday 14 July 2015 19:16

have a nice trip, see you next fall

fushengyuan 20

Tuesday 14 July 2015 19:16

You guys should marry eachother

mds9986 24

Tuesday 14 July 2015 19:51

Where are you from where this is legal?

Alicimo 11

Tuesday 14 July 2015 19:18

Aw! Sorry about your ankle - I did the same recently but at least your little brother felt better.

alexanderavatar 24

Tuesday 14 July 2015 19:21

wow bad luck is afoot

boxergirl1054 16

Tuesday 14 July 2015 19:30

Now you're brothers in pain

nfedrichy 20

Tuesday 14 July 2015 19:56

Absolutely

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Today, while I was in the shower, my boyfriend decided to join me. We were really getting into it and he attempted to lift me up. Not only did I let out a massive fart, he slipped and fell on top of me. He won't stop laughing. FML

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