Today, I was told to go get groceries by my step mom. She then... - FML

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By Christopher Martin - 10/11/2017 21:33

Today, I was told to go get groceries by my step mom. She then said “Don’t break a leg, it cost your dad too much.”i didn’t break a leg but I did manage to crack open my head. FML

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Akitakat 31

Monday 13 November 2017 15:20

This fml bothers me. You should never protray an accident and/ or health issues as being a Financial hardship. This can cause kids to feel guilty for getting sick or hurt. People get sick and accidents happen, it doesn’t mean the kid did something bad to cause it. Shame on the step-Mom!

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Akitakat 31

Monday 13 November 2017 15:20

This fml bothers me. You should never protray an accident and/ or health issues as being a Financial hardship. This can cause kids to feel guilty for getting sick or hurt. People get sick and accidents happen, it doesn’t mean the kid did something bad to cause it. Shame on the step-Mom!

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