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Show it anywayBut really, explain the situation to your parents. It's not that hard.
Op, latter means the second of the two. Once the typo's fixed my comment is going to get thumbed way down..
ahaha it's not tht hard get it? cus he wasn't masturbating :)
was claiming first comment so important you had to put lol then follow it up with an actual comment?
She could hear you over the air conditioner, OP? That's a damn quiet air conditioner...
i yewsualee chowke 1 out 2 featjobs. gimmie lyke 10 xtra pounts uh stikky in muh hand
46- or that's some really really heavy breathing
39 I don't give two ***** what position my comment is in. I find it pathetic that you wasted a comment just to attempt to call me out something as stupid as a comment on the internet.
93 Umadbro?
that's a sexy pic
What's wrong with masturbating? At least she didn't think you're going around ******* random strangers. When I was younger my mom had the talk about how masturbating is better than having sex. It was so awkward but she's right (when you're young)
Son, the trick is to not let your mom know. I do it all the time and never get caught!
got*
get*
He looks a little too old to be at living with his parents... doesn't he?...Got*
haha it's ironic how when you corrected yourself you got 25 thumbs down, then re-corrected and got 25 thumbs up.
I iz telling ur mom!!!!
79, that's not irony, that's coincidence.
How old are you? They are talking to you about ************?
the secret is too hold your breath when someone walks past
81- I know, it was 5am and i'm on my iPod.
Why does everyone use "I'm on an iPod/iPhone" when they make a spelling mistake? I have an iPhone and it's pretty hard to spell something right and have autocorrect **** up the spelling. It's you, not the phone. Unless you regularly spell it "************" and you just so happened to spell it right then and autocorrect decided to step in with a spelling you use more frequently.
Completely agreed 88, also you can turn autocorrect off so that it never changes a word you spelled correctly in the first place.
I dont use autocorrect, so it doesn't show if you spelt it wrong. I find it hard for me to type on my iPod and so yeah, it was my fault. I always spell masturbation 'masturbation' it just so happens I slipped up.
"Yesterday"?
"Toda(y)" your pro tip fails.
haha amen to that
6, you're 13, do you even know what a boner is?
40, hello there stalkerr(:
40, a LOT of 13 year olds know about this stuff
Idiots, Lol. #6 meant Monda[y], Tuesda[y], Wednesda[y], Thursda[y],.. you get the idea. Central msg: OP fails.
ask Rebecca black for the days of the week
When I was I'n school basically everyone I'n my class had sex I'n grade 5... *cough* smart ass *cough*
When I was I'n school basically everyone I'n my class had sex I'n grade 5... *cough* smart ass *cough*
that was to 40 btw
kids watch **** at the age of 10 these days,
what 6 meant was everyday is good to jack off?
Lmao at the people who don't get the joke. I was just being ignorant for the lulz.
im thirteen . and im not a virgin . give the kid a break !!
not sorry to say this... me too... I'm 14 now but I wasn't ;) lol
thats the joke.
Everyday
hopefully he showed you the western grip method!!!
that's money $ (: good one
how do you spell later?
I was waiting for someone to say that
28- The FML said latter instead of later, so the mods fixed it.
lol wow
lol wow
Keywords
Pro Tip : only jack off on days that end in Y
Son, the trick is to not let your mom know. I do it all the time and never get caught!