By Joe - 11/12/2011 01:03 - United States

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Today, I walked in on my mom, braiding my dad's pubic hair. I don't know what scarred me more; my mom braiding his pubic hair or the fact that his pubic hair is long enough to be braided. FML
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Mojo66930 0

Thats just wrong in so many ways.

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CuteDumBlonde64 11

I just BARFED a little in my mouth:( This never happen to me on this website.

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Mojo66930 0

Thats just wrong in so many ways.

472 3
mariyaaa 0

For some reason, when I pictured this in my mind I saw young hippies with flowers and long hair.... But it's so not

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enonymous 8

I'm breaking out the hair straightener to try this out now!!

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MsSoulReaper 27

Oh Lord help this child. I'd be scarred for life after that >.<

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deadbabies 0

What's with all the shock from everyone? It's not normal to have 6 inch pubes? Guess I missed the memo on that one

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D37H100 5

Do your pubes hang low? Do they wobble to and fro?

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Enslaved 36

Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow?

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LadyClarik 8

The real question is can he throw them over his shoulder like a continental soldier?

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thatssomeBS 9

I want to see a girl build a fu-manchu around the vag. I'm not sure if it would be hot or not, but I came up with the idea whilst joking with some friends. I think we were talking about landscaping.

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awagh666 14

Were they dyed blonde like enon's ass hair?

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blackheart24 10

Makes me scared for to know what my parents do in their free time...

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nixter5 18

Buy him a razor for Christmas!

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graham11 14

I'm scheduling a fundraiser to earn money for OP's professional counseling.

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RadioOctopus 16

thats what happends when you hear "braids" and "pubes" together, 20. hippies!

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glittercookies 12

Am I the only one who thinks its sweet that they still love each other enough to do odd things together.

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LolFMLnot 10

Seems like ur mom loves it ;) Maybe thats the reason she married him and you were born.!

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Humanspider 18

I am glad someone said it. Pigtails are coming soon.

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MrShizzBear 0

why not a pony tail? then he can have 2 tails. :)

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dav3800 7

"Hey mom, what'cha doing?" "Braiding your dad's pubes."

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bamagrl410 31

I'm not sure what I would do if my boyfriend's pubic area had that much hair. I'd be scarred... FYL

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Naaaaaomi 11

haha i argee but am still grossed out. haha

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taytay6510 6

You know what they say...if you got it, flaunt it! (;

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thisisafunnyname 12

hopefully his pubes weren't longer than his dick

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Flutequeen 0

How bout the fact that she walked in on them?

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OriginalimoaN 15

Not even! It's called knocking. Everyone needs to learn that concept or they deserve whatever is on the other side of that door.

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screamo_neve 12

123- Okay, so if there's a million dollars in a case with a hot model behind a door and you just barge in, you deserve the model and the million dollars?

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Captain0bv10us 0

Hair extentions...

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Zareen 0

That's not creepy? O.o knock before u enter!! I am definitely doing that from now on >_>

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CuteDumBlonde64 11

I just BARFED a little in my mouth:( This never happen to me on this website.

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luckyducky_7sq 10

Agreed, this FML is singularly disgusting. It made me shudder violently! *Shudder shudder shudder*

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kirsty1551 3

maybe OP did knock but the mum was just like "Come in! I'm just braiding your fathers pubes." How awkward.

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getoustahere 7

96- no, she said she "walked in" on her mom.

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Capt_Oblivious 10

Just wait until you catch her braiding his ass hair, or he braiding hers.

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camj123 4

what the actual ****? you have a ****** up mind sir. good to see :)

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