By NotAModel - 30/04/2012 15:50 - United States

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Today, after putting an ad on Craigslist to sell a coat, I finally got a call. The guy on the phone seemed interested, and was especially curious to know if I could "model" it for him, in "stockings and suspenders." FML
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notjustanybody20 9

the poor guy was just trolling around! :D

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SkoomaKi 27

#16 - I doubt it, about 99% Craigslist users are either rapists, molesters or perverts. (Statistics not completely accurate, but are pretty much right)

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AngiLaLa1 2

99%?! Where do people come up with this stuff? Lol

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shanemaximo 7

It does as it's told!

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CaramelMacchiato 13

Did you know that 78% of statistics are made up? Including this one.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Maybe it's time to stop being a pervert on Craigslist. Too much negative criticism. Anyone want to hire a pervert?

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LupeTabasco 5

You could say no.... or you can get an extremely large friend of yours to model it with just a bikini and previously requested stockings and suspenders. Win-win if you ask me!

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zachherbert 10

OPs name is quite fitting for the FML if you ask me.

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ohSNAPyall 26

Uhh.. What's in it for your friend?

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siickman 7

No shit sherlock. But its not like OP has too so it really is not that bad. What sucks is the buyer probably wont buy unless OP models so no sale :(

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VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

And you're calling her Sherlock? You're not giving yourself enough credit, my friend.

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muFilter 19

51, I think he might be admonishing her not to actually excrete Sherlock (only in broken English). It's quite the non sequitur, but this place is pretty random.

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evig_fml 16

Sequitur 0.0? I feel rather unintelligent after reading your comment

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muFilter 19

Don't feel too bad, 85. My browser's spell check doesn't seem to know the word, either. I bet you'd recognize it if you were to hear it, though.

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Llamacod 11

Because op being a lesbian would matter how?

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Llamacod 11

Sorry, I read that as gay, not guy. I am in a car and the bumps made me read gay.

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ElricMustang 23

9) It doesn't matter what OP said; people ignore information that's plainly given.

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mhopper 13

14, it's ok. Hard to read "straight" when you're driving. Just don't rear end a cop car

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Zomg_Okay 26

78 - He said he was in a car, not necessarily driving it.

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mhopper 13

86, I was referring to a previous fml :)

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Ninjasaurus18 9

... She doesn't nessacarily have to be a lesbian... -shakes head- There are too many dumbasses on this world for me...

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crymore007 11

uh, 86, how would bumps prevent him/her from reading that comment correctly if the car was stationary?

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Zomg_Okay 26

136 - Because, genius, there is more than one seat in a car. Just because the commenter wasn't driving it doesn't mean nobody was. I thought I was thick missing the FML reference, but...

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gcohen4 12

True you make more sense than some of this dumb people :D

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crymore007 11

137, i never mentioned the person driving it, i said that the car wasn't stationary. i guess we don't have a problem then

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Zomg_Okay 26

144 - That comment completely contradicts your last comment. You actually did say the car was stationary, for one thing.

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Leadamp 7

I say do it. A job is a jjob and you might make a new friend

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Pentium_4 27

eh...i doubt she wants to model for a creepy guy on craigslist

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ebonyirony 29

Beat me to it. OP, ya gotta start somewhere.

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VictoriaSchultz 8

Wtf o.O I was watching America's Most Wanted and there was a guy who would call women and ask them to try on what they were selling. Then he'd beat and rape them! And they still haven't found him...

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wannagofast 3

You can probably get an extra $50 out of that

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LennyComa 39

Prolly make $100 if she models with the coat open

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TwiztedYuri 9

also another $50 for the stockings and suspenders if OP knows how to model

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siickman 7

Why comment something like this when the FML team is Just going to delete it. Stop wasting the comment sections.

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Llamacod 11

Why comment on the comment and waste your own time, wait why am I wasting my time?

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VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Ah Craigslist, where all the convicted rapists from every neighborhood do business.

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VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Silly Noor, it's THE trafficking site. Under the guise of people selling broken pots and outdated computer parts. For sex, that is.

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vic55jets 13

Ok mrs know it all

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VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Because not unlike many other people, I've had to scour that blasted site for jobs and apartments more than just a few times in my life. Also, it's pretty common knowledge that pedophiles and sexual predators scour it as well.

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sarahlove281 4

Sounds promising.

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tony1891 22

so have you sold the coat yet?

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yaya1213 6

Love ur picture :)

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THE_A_TEEN 27

"Luv ur pic :)" is not a valid answer. Try again.

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daminantion 14

"not an answer try again." is just as incoherent as the reply. Try again.

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PROdigy81 4

Not being the bigger person and letting The A Teen be himself is more invalid then anything else in this comments replys. Try Again

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XxMoonShadowxX 0

Everyone try again... and i dont think she has... idk

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DocBastard 38

You must be a terrible salesperson. Anything to make a sale! ANYTHING! Go grab those stockings and sell sell sell!

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