By Anonymous - 21/06/2015 04:38 - United States - Harrison

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Today, my boyfriend murmured his sister's name during sex. Before you say he was thinking of someone else with the same name, I've only ever met one person in our town called Nohemi. FML
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Steve95401 49

OP is from Arkansas - what a surprise.

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wakemeupplease 21

That's so wrong on so many levels wtw?!!

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wakemeupplease 21

That's hilarious!!! it's way too weird lol

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jerryj 27

You guessed wrong, since #64 gave the answer.

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Slawter16 24

#104 - they said "wtw." There's no T in "wrap your willy." But hey, you tried.

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colton_colton 49

Sounds like its time you 3 have a nice, long talk

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littleking94 14

What's to talk about. More like a nice long walk

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ShadowlessSpear 21

Or a threesome.

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Tessa_11 19

Ew wtf. I thought it said YOUR sister at first..

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MissCloudy249 14

I'm fairly certain what he actually said is way worse. Incest > OP's sister... Yeah, incest wins this one.

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Tessa_11 19

That's why I said ew! That is way worse!

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silentlyhannah 17

I actually thought it said OP'S sister as well lol.

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Miss_Mandi 29

******* yes. Lol! Leia: I kissed my brother. Cersei: That's nice.

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13ky13 20

Why do Lannisters have such big beds? They push two twins together to make a king.

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Miss_Mandi 29

How much does he fantasize about incest to actually say his sister's name in bed? That's disturbing!

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pl0xs3rver 45

@45 Do you think it could be real life? Something something, caught in a landslide and no escaping reality...

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Steve95401 49

OP is from Arkansas - what a surprise.

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outfielder55 17

Dude really. It's still illegal in Arkansas. Nobody does that. Nobody thinks that's OK anymore. Stop stereotyping.

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Kerensky 17

I'm from Arkansas but that's pretty messed up. Funny comment though. We southern folks do have a sense of humor about our stereotyping

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lexiieeex3 32

"From our town" enough said.

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CommentKing207 23

Sit him down and discuss, you don't deserve anything but a good boyfriend OP!

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CommentKing207 23

What I meant was that you should ask him what he said... I hope you misheard him!!

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CliffyB03 28

Let's all hope OP misheard him. Please.

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tj4234 35

Anyone else wondering how that name is pronounced?

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Mauskau 35

My aunt is called Noemi, some call her Noy-mee, others call her No-amy, but she doesn't correct you. My mum and her sisters use the first one, my nan uses both and her husband uses the second one.

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unscrupulous 13

My mom is named Noehmi. It's pronounced No-Eh-Me.

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LuckBeNimble 19

like Leo Dicaprio: no-Emmy

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kittycatdex 8

plot twist. ops name is Amy and she misheard him. end of story

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