Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend murmured his sister's name during sex. Before...

By Anonymous - 21/06/2015 04:38 - United States - Harrison

Today, my boyfriend murmured his sister's name during sex. Before you say he was thinking of someone else with the same name, I've only ever met one person in our town called Nohemi. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2014 01:10 - United States - Dayton

Today, I never really thought that my boyfriend and brother having the same name was too weird. Until I called out his name during climax. FML

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By scalmon - 13/05/2011 17:08 - United States

Today, while making love to my wife, I let slip her sister's name. I don't think it would calm her down much if I told the truth: I was actually thinking of an ex girlfriend who shares the same name. FML

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By caroline - 06/02/2009 15:29 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

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By nraecher - 23/03/2013 04:43 - Canada - Ajax

Today, while making love to my boyfriend for the first time, I moaned his name. He freaked out over how I wasn't over my ex, and angrily left. They have the same name. FML

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No way

By 3sacrowd - 17/11/2009 03:46 - Canada

Today, while I was in the middle of making love with my boyfriend, I mentioned bringing another woman in the picture to spice it up. He looked at me and said, "Let's ask your sister." He then got dressed and called her. FML

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Narcissism

By during - 19/05/2010 12:12 - United States

Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML

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By Awkward... - 29/01/2013 09:40 - United States - Killeen

Today, my sister's boyfriend called while she was out. The second I answered he tried to have phone sex with me. When I explained to him that I wasn't my sister and that we just sound the same on the phone, he replied, "Don't care, let's keep going." FML

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By eeh - 07/05/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML

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Alexa, play "Touched by the Hand of God" by New Order

By lils - 05/08/2012 17:45 - United States

Today, while I was getting intimate with my husband, he moaned someone else's name. He actually tried to explain himself by saying that he'd had a "divine encounter," and while "possessed by the Lord," he'd been told the name of our future daughter. FML

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Origin story

By Anonymous - 01/08/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, after sex, my boyfriend of six months was holding me and said, "I'm glad she sent you to my room." We met at a bar. Later I learned that, when he was younger and in a foreign country for a mission, a nurse in his hotel sent a younger nurse to his room. It felt as bad as being called by another woman's name. FML

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Monday 22 June 2015 0:15

OP is from Arkansas - what a surprise.

Oppression_fml 19

Monday 22 June 2015 0:14

Lannister approved!

Comments

wchil 14

Monday 22 June 2015 4:43

nohemi? thats a new name

repzero 7

Monday 22 June 2015 4:43

the Lanisters send their regards

StayFaithful 8

Monday 22 June 2015 4:46

Highly disturbing

AngusEcrivain 18

Monday 22 June 2015 5:15

We're all forgetting the most important thing here... Is his sister hot?

abylaunch 10

Monday 22 June 2015 5:25

You've seriously only met one Noemi? I've known like 5. It's not an uncommon name at all. Not that him thinking about anyone else in bed is good but at least it's not as bad, he could totally know someone else by that name. Also as someone else said, you might have misheard him, you did say he murmered not shouted so whatever said probably wasn't all that clear.