By Marika - 20/07/2015 17:48 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, my religious friend and I ended up having wild sex in the back of his mom's minivan. We got interrupted by a priest knocking at our window. Well played God, well played. FML
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zykrithium 22

Never got the chance to take the climax to heaven.

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zykrithium 22

Never got the chance to take the climax to heaven.

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mds9986 24

The heaven-high club.

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kangx1 28

My first reaction would be to say "Holy Shit" in fear

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TheDog6 24

Well the Lord does work in mysterious ways...

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thawny_fml 21

The Lord giveth and The Lord taketh away.

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amandathemermaid 19

Can you say "coincidence"?

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ptoka 20

Co... Co-in... Co-incid... **** it

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amandathemermaid 19

I thumbs downed my own comment cuz I totally deserve it LOL

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rohan111993 13

I don't know what to make of this comment...

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marcranger 28

He's God. Couldn't He have timed it so it happened before the wild sex took place at all?

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SalsaVerdeDonut 22

Pretty sure that's the point. There would be no lesson learned if they were caught before anything happened. But the real lesson should be not to have sex in the back of a minivan unless it has tinted windows and it's dark outside.

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theycallmerash 13

God gave us free will to make our own choices. He likes it when we follow Him but we have to choose that path.

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afallingstar 22

Was totally going to comment that myself.

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barlos88 19

They don't call it the g spot for nothing

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mustangbravo 27

Wow, that sucks. Horrible timing for that priest to show up.

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Areyoukiddingmoi 15

What was the priest doing peeping into people's cars anyway? Especially ones that are emitting sexual sounds. You may have a closeted pervert as a preacher

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pl0xs3rver 45

There might not have been any sounds, just the car shaking and the priest went to see what was wrong.

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rlak111 19

Maybe he was just trying to stop public car sex like most adults would?

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praesidiem 16

Maybe he was Catholic

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False_Stupidity 41

Don't come a knockin' if the vans a rockin'

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khorstmye 15

Why would you stop car sex from happening?

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not_your_taco 15

I think a better question is what did the guy say?

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