Intimacy: Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend took me out to dinner....

By turriblebday - 17/12/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend took me out to dinner. While at the restaurant, she went to the bathroom. She was then escorted out of the restaurant for having sex in said bathroom. I was sitting at our booth the entire time. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2014 01:08 - United States - Chicago

Today, I took my girlfriend out to a restaurant for her birthday. She had to go to the toilet while there, and when she came back, she was crying. When I asked why, she said "I'm on my period!" and sobbed loudly in front of everyone that we couldn't have birthday sex. FML

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By Nico711 - 30/03/2019 02:00

Today, my girlfriend and I were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 05:16 - United States

Today, I thought it would be nice to take my girlfriend out to a nice restaurant for my birthday. She got a little headache after we ordered, so she went outside to get some air. I ate a $100 meal and had Happy Birthday sang to me by the restaurant staff. Alone. FML

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By Anon - 28/01/2019 06:00 - United States - West Jefferson

Today, my girlfriend and I went on a date. I went to the bathroom. When I came back, she was sitting at a different table flirting with a guy that looked twice as old as her. FML

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By mark - 05/03/2012 22:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I took my girlfriend out to a nice restaurant for our anniversary. Mid-way through the meal, a guy at the table across left for the restroom. My girlfriend reached over and swiped the guy's wallet from the table. My gonads went AWOL, and I couldn't even bring myself to call her out on it. FML

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By phuckbukket7 - 27/04/2014 22:08 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend out to a fancy restaurant for her birthday. I'd arranged beforehand for some of the staff to come out and sing happy birthday to her, but it all backfired when she started panicking and had a serious anxiety attack from all the attention. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2013 23:22 - United States

Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML

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By intranator - 08/04/2009 21:43 - Jordan

Today, I waited in line to get into a club with my girlfriend, the bouncer only let her in, she told me to call her if I needed anything and left me. We were supposed to celebrate my birthday. FML

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By Haitwun - 08/12/2014 02:18 - United States - El Monte

Today, my girlfriend decided to treat me out to dinner and cake for my birthday. My mom felt left out and yelled at my girlfriend in an angry tirade. My girlfriend went home. I'm spending my birthday, alone in my room. FML

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By sometingwong - 01/12/2011 20:32 - United States

Today, I had dinner at my girlfriend's house with her parents. Everything was going great, until after dinner when her dad pulled me aside and told me he'd heard us having sex. I was out of town all weekend for a baseball tournament. FML

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andyourpointis 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 19:26

That's unfortunate. Allegedly, birthday sex involves the person whose birthday it is...

thinmint 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 19:36

Hey she had to make some cash to pay for your dinner. Be more appreciative.

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andyourpointis 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 19:26

That's unfortunate. Allegedly, birthday sex involves the person whose birthday it is...

ZeusBeDubsteppin 24

Wednesday 24 December 2014 15:18

it doesnt say birthday sex

Miss_Chevious 37

Saturday 14 February 2015 12:52

@61 it was op's birthday as mentioned in the fml

thinmint 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 19:36

Hey she had to make some cash to pay for your dinner. Be more appreciative.

chloelovestoswim 6

Saturday 17 April 2010 4:12

lmfao winn!

Ninjarawwr 6

Monday 12 July 2010 4:35

ahaha, real good one ! :)

thinmint 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 19:38

Hey, she had to make some cash to pay for your dinner. Be more appreciative.

carlover2050 3

Thursday 17 December 2009 19:46

what's your girlfriends number???

spank_u_veryhard 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 19:52

damnnnnn

CallMeHush 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 21:10

Damn!!! All the good ones are taken ;(

JERKKMONKEY 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 21:13

dude that sucks!! FYL :(

CheerRivera 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 21:28

damnnn...that suxx bruhh.

elparto 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 22:01

coming from a guy that has terrible luck with women....hahaha that blows. I have no quarrels being single compared to a story like this.

LemonStarship 5

Thursday 17 December 2009 22:02

Haha that sucks

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