Where d'you go?!

By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 05:16 - United States

Today, I thought it would be nice to take my girlfriend out to a nice restaurant for my birthday. She got a little headache after we ordered, so she went outside to get some air. I ate a $100 meal and had Happy Birthday sang to me by the restaurant staff. Alone. FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

You didn't cancel the order and take your girlfriend home instead due to her not feeling too well?

87 8
xHaniffax 0

and you didn't go outside to see if she was okay and see why she was out there so long? and bring her back in?

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allmidnighteyes 10

You didn't cancel the order and take your girlfriend home instead due to her not feeling too well?

87 8
chocolatebear99 0

but this way he has all the food to himself =P

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Reyo 2

sometimes, food > sex. Just sayen.

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Mirequetz 6

Well if she only had a "little" headache and went to get air, he could have assumed she was coming back at any time. OP dude... you take your girlfriend out for YOUR birthday? Are you single now? >.>

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123sploosh 0

there is nothing wrong with being second. its not nice to call people names adam you are NOT fag you are probably a really kind, sweet, loving person

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geekplaya 0

she probably left because you had chuck e cheese's dick in your mouth while you were sitting on the cake naked.

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xHaniffax 0

and you didn't go outside to see if she was okay and see why she was out there so long? and bring her back in?

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Sun_Kissed18 25

Yes and what #3 is saying that if she was gone for that long, why didn't the OP go and check on her?

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rub_a_dub_dub 0

I was wondering the same thing. What if she really was feeling ill and it just happened to be on the OP's birthday? He just decide to complain and feel sorry for himself because his girlfriend had a headache?

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sprocketlaunch 14

maybe he did go back to check on her and she was gone.

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stephan18 23

How bad could a headache be that you have to ruin a moment right there and then! I think there was another reason or she's just a drama queen.

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untalented1 0

at least someone sang "happy birthday" for you. happy birthday btw.

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noidea_fml 3

embarrassing.. hope you still had a good birthday though! x

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Incubuss 0

You could have told the staff to wait until she came back in. OR you could have cancelled the meal and taken her home if she felt ill and done a belated Birthday meal when she was feeling better.

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birds_fml 7

Everyone's always telling the girls to dump jerk boyfriends. I'm not sexist. Dump your bitch of a girlfriend. She's obviously not worth your time if she's willing to just leave when you go out somewhere nice, without an explanation.

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mariahrawks 0

I agree with 9. It's not always the guy's fault. Girlfriends can be bitchy, too.

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LeoCor 19

Honestly it could be that she was that sick andnhe never bothered to check on her, we didn't hear if he asked if she was okay or anything... however if she made a run on him then kill her

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catatonicsleep 17

If it was just a little headache why didn't she just take some painkillers? You don't have to leave because of a little headache, maybe a really bad one but not a little one..

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palmtrees 1

I do believe she gave an explanation.... she didn't feel well. Edit: That was meant to be a reply to #9.

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Chasted 0

Eh... Either way, if the roles were reversed the situation would be the same.

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