By ollie179 - 15/08/2011 19:14 - United Kingdom

Today, my 3 year old son's tricycle was stolen. I looked up the street and saw a neighbour's kid riding it. I marched up, gently lifted him off it, gave him a stern lecture about stealing and brought the tricycle back home. The cops then showed up. Apparently, the kid has an identical tricycle. FML
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RouletteRed 6

Think before you act. You never know what's really going on and can get in serious trouble when you do something like that lol. Besides let a kid ride regardless till he's done. Don't just kick him off xD.

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TwitchingNebula 17

YDI. I understand the thought process, but you probably should have talked to the parents first.

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RouletteRed 6

Think before you act. You never know what's really going on and can get in serious trouble when you do something like that lol. Besides let a kid ride regardless till he's done. Don't just kick him off xD.

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kwchambers92 10

hey you don't hesitate with GTA suspects, they can pull AKs out of their pockets

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Lucie_love 4

It reminds me of that full house episode when Jesse went out looking for michelle's bike xD

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LiveLaughFML 10

that tricycle is what all the cool kids were riding. thanks to you, that kiddy will never be a cool kid. >:(

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StoryOfTheYear 14

Pretty sure he was thinking, just happened to be wrong

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SCREAM4meeee 0

don't lie, you were just jealous and wanted a new trike.

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YourEvilHero 12

I doubt a little kid would steal a tricycle

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andy_l 14

36 - Two words: Stewie Griffin.

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Jacobt24 19

This FML reminds of the song "Welcome to my Hood."

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CommenSense 0

Your an idiot for thinking that only ur son has that specific type of bike and no one else in the world does!

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FarSide 22

Nice going douche bag. You're the type that grabs a similar looking piece of luggage at the airport too, right?

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free2speak 14

81, I have done that before. I grabbed this brown with huge pink polka dots and a pink ribbon across it bag and turns out the obnoxious looking bag wasn't mine. the only reason carried that bag was to make sure it would be easy to spot but I guess that other lady thought the same.

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Perci 5

#23- That's exactly what I thought! :D

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liketenpandas 6

48 I totally read that in stewies voice hahaha

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WIZchild 0

Well genius...companies dont make one of anything they make several if not millions..as for ur child he should get a bike lock if hes old enough to ride the tricycle HE CAN PUT A LOCK ON..jk idc

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The_Weirdo 10

38, if you were "just kidding", and don't care, why write that pointless, long, grammatically incorrect sentence.

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koe4 0

96 - what's yours? Mine is to keep this comment theme going.

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koe4 0

95* ... i ruined it. why keyboard why.

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The_Weirdo 10

95,mine was I felt like trolling, and I can assure you mine is neither long, nor grammatically incorrect. Good day.

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TwitchingNebula 17

"If" in your post should be capitalized. Not to mention the cardinal sin of asking a question and putting a "." instead of a question mark. Baday to you, sir.

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liketenpandas 6

Not to mention a RUN-ON sentence. You need proper punctuation in your life my friend. So, your sentence is neither grammatically correct, nor short.

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RabidBunny 10

Remember, never jump to conclusions. No matter how sure you are there is always a little detail that is overlooked. :D

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TheLastChild 8

Assumption fail.

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kwchambers92 10

is there someone behind you?

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TheLastChild 8

Yes. My genital eating pet zombie named Francesco.

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TheLastChild 8

Alas no. Just those of trolls. He finds them... Satisfying.

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kwchambers92 10

thought so, it should be a genital pleasing pet zombie named me

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CommenSense 0

TheLastChild lol i like ur display pic of u bending down with ur mouth wide open

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TheLastChild 8

CommonSense I like how you're trying to imply something about me by a silly picture I took :)

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MagicallyFat 12

I think he's just trying to be a purv :0 it's working

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kwchambers92 10

so am I 66 but with good intentions

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TheLastChild 8

Perhaps it's time to change the picture -_-

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kwchambers92 10

bow chicka bow oww

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Glitterhinoceros 14

It looks fine xP

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CommenSense 0

Lol I'm a girl and straight, I wasn't saying ur pic looks bad, it's fine if u like it then leave it don't change

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CommenSense 0

Aaand I wasn't implying that ur a **** or that u like to give bj's

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YayorNay 8

Hey guys, ever wondered what oranges would be called if it was a different color?

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IndianO 0

unless she likes to do that lol no ones judging haa

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MagicallyFat 12

Haha I've ways wondered whether they named it an orange cause of the color or they called it orange cause of the fruit

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kwchambers92 10

79, you look fine, killing it on the rhyme....schemes, boom

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TwitchingNebula 17

YDI. I understand the thought process, but you probably should have talked to the parents first.

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Blazingcrono 6

It's ok. You're preventing the kid from stealing later in life. You're such a role model to your community OP.

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mrjude 3

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Nemmycakes 3

I had this one friend. He stole stuff a lot. He was white though.

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elk21dbm 18

And you never noticed this tricycle until your child's was gone??

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