By Username - 12/11/2011 02:04 - United States

Today, a kid came trick or treating to my house. When I told him Halloween was nearly two weeks ago, his reaction was to savagely kick me in the shin and run off screaming obscenities. This is the same kid who broke down in tears when I gave him candy on the real Halloween. FML
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Damn_Hippster 11

so... did you give him candy?

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HahaHokayThen 10

Considering OP said "his reaction was to savagely kick me in the shin and run off screaming obscenities"... no.

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bitchslapped22 14

I moderated this! And I said no...how awkward

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leogirl95 12

After I read the first sentence, I was like, what? This fml is fake! Then I saw the two weeks ago and was like, oh okay..

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fanceh 10

If "running off screaming" for you means waiting patiently at the doorstep while she got him candy, then yes...

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Drummerboy1234 0

that's a cool story 32, except for not at all.

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LiyIa_fml 8

Gotta love kids. They make life so entertaining.

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leogirl95 12

Yes!! I finally got too many negative votes

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xoconnie 8

LMAO this FML creates a really funny scene in my head. hahahahaa poor kid!

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I_EAT_KITTENS_FO 5

man no one understands sarcasm these days... uh oh my comment has 27 thumbs down I think I'm gonna go cry myself to sleep tonite while I down a whole bottle of Jack Daniels

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coltsrock37 15

Dress as a bipolar guy. When he comes to the door, say your his twin

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Ranimal 12

No, he doesn't. Yet I see more and more posts from the idiot in which he either doesn't make a bit of sense or are just completely off the wall stupid.

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KiddNYC1O 20

You sure are dressed for it. (see colors)

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evamusical 12

In Holland there's no halloween, but à similar day, Saint Martin, and thats today.

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chanta24 10

Maybe he has a mental disease :( were so quick to assume...

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mightymart 5

Yeah issues like having stupid parents who cant teach him manners...

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Trolliolio 6

Could always send him to Neverland Ranch, Catholic Church, or Pen State.

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youngbuck10 9

I would have pelted the son of a bitch with apples, oranges, and other heavy shit.

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kimmiekimmiekong 0

wait r u saying apples and oranges r heavy?

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LiveLaughFML 10

really, #5? what has our world come to? he's just a little kid! if you're going to do it right, get into the Halloween spirit and use pumpkins instead of oranges and apples! :D

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13FTW 9

What the **** kinda apples and oranges you been eating? I don't consider the ones I eat to be heavy.

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KiddNYC1O 20

20- When you get struck with one you'd think it was something heavy.

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bejay 4

Watermelons. Argument resolved.

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bejay 4

Watermelons. Argument resolved.

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youngbuck10 9

Let me throw an apple at you and see if hurts! Kids aren't stupid and they know better than to kick people. It's sad there are people in this world who let kids do whatever they want just because "they are just little kids". Get a sense of humor, geez!

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EvilCupcake8361 9

I suggest throwing flaming cow turds, but that's just me

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1JDub 6

You my friend shall have your house egged tonight....lol....

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YayFlameWarz 9

Halloween's an emotional time in a young boys life; Strangers constantly putting their hands in and around your sack.

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cbdee 8

I see what you did there 12..

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