Kids: Today, a kid came trick or treating to my house. When I told...

By Username - 12/11/2011 02:04 - United States

Today, a kid came trick or treating to my house. When I told him Halloween was nearly two weeks ago, his reaction was to savagely kick me in the shin and run off screaming obscenities. This is the same kid who broke down in tears when I gave him candy on the real Halloween. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2010 00:00 - United States

Today, a kid came Trick-or-Treating at my house. When I told her it was still one more day until Halloween, and that I didn't have any candy, she wound-up her fist, punched me in the groin, and ran off laughing. FML

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By NoSpirit - 01/11/2012 08:20

Today, in the spirit of Halloween and to get back at a child who repeatedly pressed the doorbell until I showed up, I quickly opened the door and yelled "Boo!" The child ended up being carried away crying with wet pants by a mother threatening to sue. FML

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By facepalm - 02/05/2019 00:00

Today, my son won’t stop crying, all because I told him he couldn’t go trick-or-treating in April. FML

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By Heggs - 31/10/2018 17:30

Today, it's Halloween. I get bullied every day and this was no exception, but this time I got beat up so hard I bled. Everyone thought it was part of my costume. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2011 04:52 - United States

Today, a guy rang my doorbell, yelled "Happy Halloween" and then threw a bunch of leaves that he'd lit on fire at me. FML

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By VladyBoi - 01/11/2011 00:18 - United States

Today, it's my first Halloween in America since moving from Russia. While handing candy to children, my roommate told me to compliment a little girl by saying "You have a face only a parent could love". I found out it isn't a compliment when I was punched by her Dad. FML

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By trickortreat - 01/11/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, while up in my room getting ready to go out, I thought I heard some trick or treaters knocking on the door. I ignored them because I didn't have any candy. The knocking got louder and longer. I walked downstairs, and noticed that the living room ceiling was falling down onto the floor. FML

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By candice - 01/11/2011 09:09 - Reserved

Today, I had to tell all the trick-or-treaters that I'd run out of candy. I'd actually bought about $50 worth of candy, but managed to eat all of it by myself, sitting alone in my apartment, exactly like last year. FML

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By downgirl - 04/11/2015 06:02 - United States - Norman

Today, I saw the pumpkin I had put out for Halloween was starting to get mushy. I went to put it in a trash bag when it slipped out of my hands and burst over my knee. My dog heard the noise, ran into the kitchen and attacked me out of panic. FML

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By ananymous - 01/11/2012 03:04 - United States - Spencerport

Today, I was handing candy to a little boy who was trick or treating by himself. He was small enough to grab the candy and run past me into my house. I've been searching my house for two hours and still can't find him. I'm afraid to go to sleep. FML

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choshaki 8

Saturday 12 November 2011 5:30

This kid probably has some issues

hunterhound 0

Saturday 12 November 2011 5:30

It wasnt today ????!!??? WTF

Comments

florido_fml 10

Saturday 12 November 2011 5:37

Maybe he was trying to be a little trooper and let you know he's not going to cry this time?

btstig 11

Saturday 12 November 2011 5:38

Should have chased him and took his candy bag.

every1luvsboners 11

Saturday 12 November 2011 5:39

Kids are like stray cats; you feed them once they never stop asking. You need to hand out vegetables on Halloween next year.

zombicidal 11

Saturday 12 November 2011 5:52

and dental floss and pennies

Cratbat 3

Saturday 12 November 2011 6:38

28, Pennies? Lol you give kids money and you'll never see the end of them.

blue_mist 7

Saturday 12 November 2011 16:21

Yeah but a single penny for a lot of kids might...

Angelice_fml 0

Saturday 12 November 2011 5:39

Awwww, it sounds like he's special. (: Don't be too hard on him.

theguy33 1

Saturday 12 November 2011 5:42

I would give the kid candy if it was the middle of summer and he came to my door and said trick or treat.

every1luvsboners 11

Saturday 12 November 2011 5:45

That's because you're registered with the state and want to show kids the "playground" under your house.

ieatmusicxD 0

Saturday 12 November 2011 6:25

Win.

blue_mist 7

Saturday 12 November 2011 16:23

Ooh ouch dude. Watch what your saying! (23)

VDubbGrrl 4

Sunday 13 November 2011 8:56

I would have given the kid candy too. And really dude, talking about a basement "playground" when your name is "every1luvsboners".... Easy to see who the real creeper is here.

theguy33 1

Monday 14 November 2011 6:00

I agree with 106 you ******* ****** 23

luvliidee21 5

Saturday 12 November 2011 5:46

where is this kids mother!!!!

blue_mist 7

Saturday 12 November 2011 16:26

Seriously!

badactor009 0

Sunday 13 November 2011 12:02

Exactly! You have to assume dear old mom and dad gotta know that their little bundle of joy is not a cup overflowing with goodness. Yet they unleash him on an unsuspecting world.

J3R3MYY 14

Saturday 12 November 2011 5:54

Haha the irony out of this suggestion.. Total fail.

perdix 29

Saturday 12 November 2011 5:55

He wasn't mentally ready for the candy on Halloween, so he came back when he was in the candy zone. Why can't you go along with his mental needs?

FYLDeep 25

Saturday 12 November 2011 6:07

You shouldn't have answered the door then. Whenever little kids come up to the door you know they're just going to be asking for something, be it free candy or for you to buy some cookies or some bullshit. Hell, just the other day I had a little kid come up to my house saying something like, "I'm lost and cold and hungry", but I saw through that shit. I was like "Bitch, that ain't my problem" and sent him on his way.