Kids: Today, a kid came trick or treating to my house. When I told...

By Username - 12/11/2011 02:04 - United States

Today, a kid came trick or treating to my house. When I told him Halloween was nearly two weeks ago, his reaction was to savagely kick me in the shin and run off screaming obscenities. This is the same kid who broke down in tears when I gave him candy on the real Halloween. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2010 00:00 - United States

Today, a kid came Trick-or-Treating at my house. When I told her it was still one more day until Halloween, and that I didn't have any candy, she wound-up her fist, punched me in the groin, and ran off laughing. FML

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By NoSpirit - 01/11/2012 08:20

Today, in the spirit of Halloween and to get back at a child who repeatedly pressed the doorbell until I showed up, I quickly opened the door and yelled "Boo!" The child ended up being carried away crying with wet pants by a mother threatening to sue. FML

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By facepalm - 02/05/2019 00:00

Today, my son won’t stop crying, all because I told him he couldn’t go trick-or-treating in April. FML

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By Heggs - 31/10/2018 17:30

Today, it's Halloween. I get bullied every day and this was no exception, but this time I got beat up so hard I bled. Everyone thought it was part of my costume. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2011 04:52 - United States

Today, a guy rang my doorbell, yelled "Happy Halloween" and then threw a bunch of leaves that he'd lit on fire at me. FML

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By VladyBoi - 01/11/2011 00:18 - United States

Today, it's my first Halloween in America since moving from Russia. While handing candy to children, my roommate told me to compliment a little girl by saying "You have a face only a parent could love". I found out it isn't a compliment when I was punched by her Dad. FML

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By trickortreat - 01/11/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, while up in my room getting ready to go out, I thought I heard some trick or treaters knocking on the door. I ignored them because I didn't have any candy. The knocking got louder and longer. I walked downstairs, and noticed that the living room ceiling was falling down onto the floor. FML

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By candice - 01/11/2011 09:09 - Reserved

Today, I had to tell all the trick-or-treaters that I'd run out of candy. I'd actually bought about $50 worth of candy, but managed to eat all of it by myself, sitting alone in my apartment, exactly like last year. FML

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By downgirl - 04/11/2015 06:02 - United States - Norman

Today, I saw the pumpkin I had put out for Halloween was starting to get mushy. I went to put it in a trash bag when it slipped out of my hands and burst over my knee. My dog heard the noise, ran into the kitchen and attacked me out of panic. FML

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By ananymous - 01/11/2012 03:04 - United States - Spencerport

Today, I was handing candy to a little boy who was trick or treating by himself. He was small enough to grab the candy and run past me into my house. I've been searching my house for two hours and still can't find him. I'm afraid to go to sleep. FML

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choshaki 8

Saturday 12 November 2011 5:30

This kid probably has some issues

hunterhound 0

Saturday 12 November 2011 5:30

It wasnt today ????!!??? WTF

Comments

LaurensPiet 1

Saturday 12 November 2011 10:04

On 11/11 Dutch children collect candy just like you Americans, but it's called St maarten

raksha123abc 0

Saturday 12 November 2011 10:12

Ahahaha! That's actually really hilarious! XD

lexanianna 11

Saturday 12 November 2011 12:08

Poor kid. Sounds like he has some issues.

chels1994 11

Saturday 12 November 2011 14:06

He may have legitimate mental issues...don't be rude directly to him unless you know for sure That he's going it just to do it.

blaablaa_fml 5

Saturday 12 November 2011 14:35

Mental issues or not, getting kicked in the shin is a bitch. And if the kid really did have mental issues, why would his parents let him wonder around with no supervision in the first place?

chels1994 11

Sunday 13 November 2011 9:29

I understand and agree that yeah, that hurts, but even so (s)he could have mental incapabilities... why do some parents leave their seven year old daughters in restaurants after dining and dashing?

onecrazybitch 0

Saturday 12 November 2011 15:10

Lol, kind of reminds me where I live. This guy wasn't home on Halloween and the next day recieved a threatening letter foe not handing out candy. Children are fat.

wilmerjean 4

Saturday 12 November 2011 15:32

I see a mental institution in that kid's future.

badactor009 0

Sunday 13 November 2011 12:09

No mental institutions, jails or prisons will be in operation in the future. Due to the recent economic crises, all such institutions will be closed and the inmates released on an unsuspecting population.

TheSofaKing 7

Saturday 12 November 2011 15:46

The kid is ****** up. Next year on Halloween, have a garden hose ready for him.

mtull08 0

Saturday 12 November 2011 15:57

This is awesome!

Kattjynxx 0

Saturday 12 November 2011 15:58

Give him his candy.! ....CANDY (creepy voice)

happymum_fml 10

Saturday 12 November 2011 15:58

In the Netherlands it was st. Maarten yesterday (11 November). That's when the kids go round the houses with lanterns singing songs and you give them sweets.