By Anonymous - 05/07/2013 04:59 - Canada - Newmarket

Today, my daughter asked me to get her razors. When my 19-year-old son saw them he asked what they were for, to which my daughter replied, "For my armpits." My son then said, "Girls don't grow armpit hair." FML
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babyblueyes 27

Well he's gonna be surprised where else they grow hair if THAT shocks him...

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animejen1988 9

Just because they both end in "ist" doesn't mean that they rhyme.

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ajh557 22

He deserves it, he raised that idiot.

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babyblueyes 27

Well he's gonna be surprised where else they grow hair if THAT shocks him...

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mikailanicole98 11

Yeah your right. The world we live in...

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Sfaizi24 17

#58. Ppl back in the day had sex too. Believe it or not

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stanjohnson 11

Especially if he has been practicing oral sex on a Barbie doll.

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belliebean 7

My boyfriend who is 29 didn't know girls grew armpit hair...

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MrGordon 9

It's like saying that girls don't fart, they let out a gust of glitter out of their butt

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Queensland 27

What are you talking about? That's true...

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utohspaghettios 10

so the cast of twilight comes out your butt?

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Kozmotis 8

So I've been doing it wrong all these years?

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AngelSpit 18

one of my babysitters when I was younger told me "girls don't fart, we're merely fluffing our underwear'

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fakedsincerity 32

Sadly, that's not an uncommon perception thanks to the media.

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ShyAnn29 14

And if a guy never saw a girl with hairy armpits, he may believe that.

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thatkidhesh 11

argh that wretched media up to it again

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NoMore_CoolNames 14

How can the media hide something you can see everyday?

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fakedsincerity 32

You see hairy female armpits every day? The media, in every form, promote female body hair as wrong and unclean. Pick up day magazine, turn on any tv show etc and find me a hairy female armpit without stigma attached to it and I'll concede the media don't hide female body hair.

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unknowndevil 6

It's not the media's fault if a guy that has lived for 19 years doesn't know that women have armpit hair. He's just incredibly stupid.

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AestheticGuy 21

@86 hair in lower places can be very unclean, and unattractive, thus why it isnt desired by most of society, or is advertised publicly. The media wants to sell its product, and putting disgusting attributes in the pictures isnt going to market very well, is it? Get over it and shave or use cream like normal people.

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HortonThelephant 15

He is probably just jealous that his younger sister has to shave, and he can't even grow a mustache...

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KMCG31 3

How do you know his sister is younger?

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mackdeezy 22

Id rather him be the guy who is ignorant of girl armpit hair than be the guy who likes his girlfriend's vaginal hair because it reminds him of his mom's.

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monnanon 13

do we only have a choice of the two? i would rather be neither of the two :s

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strawberrywine22 30

Well to be fair...while it is a bit ignorant, the media basically portrays girls and women as having virtually no body hair.

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ElmoSaysSquishy 28

Did you daughter lift her arm and show him? if so he probably thinks she's some sort of super hairy monster.

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Queensland 27

I don't think so, he's 19 he probably looks like all post puberty men. Bigfoot. If she did it wouldn't be THAT bad.

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CaptFuzzyNippl_2 16

I wonder if he is aware that girls grow hair in other places too.

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CaptFuzzyNippl_2 16

No but Dr.Oz would know all about it. D:

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