By IronSkye - 29/08/2013 10:55 - Romania - Bucharest
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Okay, I'm glad this FML got published. Thanks, guys! However, looks like I have some questions to answer. Firstly, my sister is almost eleven. The day before, we went shopping, and dad bought foir bottles of beer for a game he was going to watch in two days with his friends. My sister took the bottles and put the beer in cups, it totally looked like lemonade. She even put some lemons next to them! Yes, it was light beer, fortunately. But still alcohol. The kids told their mums the juice tasted funny, so they took a sip and figured out what it actually was. In the end, my sister's excuse was that she knew lemonade wouldn't have been successful anyway.
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No refunds!
But definitely hangovers
She's going to be an excellent business woman
Adult lemonade
#2 No Mike's hard lemonade.
49: You're*. ********...
SawggCapone, your name itself induces the genocide of braincells. We smart people actually need those!
Oops. Bad grammar.
49, if you're going to be a grammar nazi, don't do it half assed. Remember to correct his capitalization and his spelling of the word "because". You, sir, are the ********
72, you forgot a period at the end.
You also missed a hyphen, and it was 60 you were correcting, not 49. Don't be a smart-ass if you can't do it correctly.
Guise, it's "swagg", it's like totally different, gosh.
#84 it's honestly annoying that people still believe that nonsense. Swag is a shortened version of the verb swagger which means to walk in an arrogant or boastful manner. Shakespeare used the word swagger in some of his plays so it's pretty old. Plus, given how the word is used it literally doesn't make sense for it to mean what you think it means. Why would people say "I got secretly we are gay for days!" or "That guy has so much secretly we are gay!" What would that even mean? Please think.
best 25 cents those kids will ever spend
How did your sister get the beer in the first place? and you all failed to notice that it was beer?
I'm guessing like many families beer is in the fridge. it's not like ppl put it in a safe and wait til last minute to chill it. Easily accessible but the knowledge of being spanked if touched by a child was always a deterrent.
I thought the same....How did you not notice? I mean, Corona is light enough to pass but how could you not notice the froth/foam? Not to mention no lemons floating?
I would recommend your parents ground her forever.
Why would op's mom ground her granddaughter?
it was his/her sister selling it. not his/her daughter.
Beside which, grounding her isn't going to help. A kid that resourceful will find a way around it.
Your sister is a hustler
Mike's hard lemonade stand?
Funny story... once at a party when I was about 5 or 6 there was an abandoned Mike's Hard Lemonade, and I made the mistake of thinking it was actual lemonade...
Silly falcon, you dont have hands ^_^
Beat me to it.
Actually, I'm a Miss Falcon :) and yes I was a very dumb young falcon...
Budweiser just found its newest marketer. The beer companies sure are starting them young....
They grow up so fast...
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Damn, your sister is a genius. An evil genius.
A hustler in training & a genuis, I like :D. What kid would think to place lemons next to it as well!