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By Anonymous - 15/06/2014 18:01 - United States - Corona

Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML

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You deserved it 4 683

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By megan228 - 20/03/2009 21:16 - United States

Today, my older brother and some of his cute friends came over. When we were inside, my mom yelled to me, "I got you some bigger tampons because you leaked all over your new underwear." They all started laughing. FML

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It's called fashion Susan, look it up

By Anonymous - 16/07/2020 23:01

Today, I thought it'd be funny to give my younger brother a wedgie. I found the thong I thought I'd lost. FML

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By Jac - 17/01/2010 19:59 - United States

Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

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By lexiibabe - 25/06/2019 18:30 - United States - Attleboro

Today, my older brother gave me his old phone. He didn't realize that he hadn't deleted his pictures. I found a bunch of him wearing my underwear and bras. FML

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You deserved it 158

By SayCheese - 02/04/2013 22:52 - Canada - Prince George

Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML

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You deserved it 72 303

By Anonymous - 12/06/2013 18:39 - United States - Noblesville

Today, I ran out of clean boxers. Thinking nobody would find out, I snatched a pair of my wife's panties. Later, we had a cook out for my birthday, where some of my old pals thought it would be funny to pants me. FML

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You deserved it 73 585

By Angry - 04/08/2009 20:21 - United States

Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML

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You deserved it 7 192

John Tucker would've known what to do.

By Dan - 09/10/2017 04:30

Today, in a rush, I accidentally wore my sister's underwear. I'm a guy. I had gym class today. FML

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You deserved it 3 112

Experimentation is good

By Anonymous - 30/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was at my friend's place with a bunch of people. I saw a pair of panties in his laundry basket, so of course I yelled, "DUDE! YOU GOT LAID!" Turns out he didn't get laid, he was 'experimenting'. He was so mortified, he burst out crying and threw us all out. FML

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You deserved it 2 482

By anon - 22/05/2015 02:22 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML

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You deserved it 2 177

fsomelife 26

Sunday 15 June 2014 23:40

At least he was wearing something.

tacojauns 45

Sunday 15 June 2014 23:42

Soooooo, Thong, G-string. granny panties what are we talking about here?

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TaiReiSi 12

Sunday 15 June 2014 23:39

Not sure which is worse....

gjikvtj 18

Monday 16 June 2014 3:41

Yeah, the FML's situation or... the other thing

incoherentrmblr 21

Monday 16 June 2014 5:39

The other question is did he have a boner?...

Wakachulak 22

Monday 16 June 2014 11:49

Wonder what his friends are thinking... Wait, did they know they were OP's panties? That would really give them weird ideas!

ChevyRedneck85 13

Monday 16 June 2014 12:56

At least it wasn't one of them new sausage holders that's floating around on Facebook

fsomelife 26

Sunday 15 June 2014 23:40

At least he was wearing something.

cakefete2 30

Monday 16 June 2014 0:15

I don't think that it is better, actually. If he was going commando, then it would simply be that he got his pants pulled down.

garrett_8614 14

Monday 16 June 2014 2:47

This reminds me of John Tucker Must Die

BadApple88 29

Sunday 15 June 2014 23:41

Akkkkwarrrddddd lol.....Time to hide your underwear

pistachiopanda 19

Sunday 15 June 2014 23:56

Or fill them with itching powder lol

abhi95 31

Monday 16 June 2014 0:48

Aaand... What happens when OP wants to wear them? Great idea genius!

ShadowWhovian 14

Sunday 15 June 2014 23:41

Burn it

smokecloud_ 37

Sunday 15 June 2014 23:41

I think it's time to burn all of your underwear and buy some new ones. And maybe put a lock on your panty drawer. That's creepy.

MAD01502 20

Sunday 15 June 2014 23:41

I think some psychiatrist just found a gold mine..

purplehayes60 8

Monday 16 June 2014 7:03

more like her brother

foxwasalamb 24

Monday 16 June 2014 7:34

...what? did you even read...?

Godsofdracos 15

Monday 16 June 2014 7:47

Unless he can't diagnose his issue in one sitting.

tacojauns 45

Sunday 15 June 2014 23:42

Soooooo, Thong, G-string. granny panties what are we talking about here?

airforce987 20

Monday 16 June 2014 0:01

Details, details

WinterBlue42 22

Monday 16 June 2014 4:39

That detail is something I don't think I really want to know. . *Shudder*

Fusion_Fear 14

Monday 16 June 2014 15:19

Asking the important questions.

JustJumped 22

Sunday 15 June 2014 23:42

Time for a talk about boundaries

Earths_Venus 25

Sunday 15 June 2014 23:44

Replace all your underwear, and put a box of medication for a yeast infection/thrush in the top of the drawer.

cjwayy 22

Sunday 15 June 2014 23:47

Wow... Awkward family dinner tonight. Haha

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Same thing different taste

It's called fashion Susan, look it up

John Tucker would've known what to do.

Experimentation is good

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