Wiped out

By maggieyokoi - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff

Today, I had to explain to my little brother yet again that no, socks don't count as toilet paper. FML
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Top comments

cnewton84 28

I use socks for more than toliet paper..

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EarlFug 19

Well, better than roommate's towels..

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cnewton84 28

I use socks for more than toliet paper..

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hailhydra 6

get over yourself Rinat it's obviously a joke

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HoboMeth 33

Ya know, putting them on your feet :P

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mds9986 24

Lol 23 got moderated in less than 5 minutes it must have been bad.

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WCARlover 34

I didn't think it was all that bad haha oops :p

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ptoka 20

There's a hidden message in the comment "Eww."?

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invadermaythe1st 35

I've been misled all this time. I thought we used them for when we take a shit, but no, we wear them on our feet?! Why has no one told me this?!

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ochomurph 8

They are nice and soft but cleaning that might be a pain

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SpartyOnWayne 18

That's a shitty situation, OP

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ilovesoccer1610 31

Sorry, my pun skills have gone down the drain

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MrDonSalvetti 27

^ Don't worry Dude, your puns were as smooth as newly bought socks!

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Arwen_Evenstar 37

It seems you should have pissed off instead of commenting.

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laden_swallow09 34

There. You said it. You proud of yourself, 3? We're not.

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MrConcise 34

This is the most docile of angry mobs I've ever seen. YOU SU--I mean, you guys tried your best, you'll get 'em next time.

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ilovesoccer1610 31

How old is your brother? If he's older than 6 than FYL

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guesswhatlifesux 14

FYL even if he is older than 6. However, by 6+ he should know better than to do that.

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noonenoeone 22

10, you mean younger...

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devildog562 33

They absolutely are toilet paper in emergencies! It happens, hopefully they weren't your socks and I'm assuming it wasn't an emergency . Fyl

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mds9986 24

Just squat and waddle to the nearest toilet paper if you run out; no need to use your socks!

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Brandi_Faith 33

That doesn't really work if you are at someone else's house or at a party. You can just squat around the halls with your pants around your ankles looking for toilet paper. Lol.

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miranderrr14 10

Do people not keep toilet paper in their bathrooms now a days?

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Ichiya 29

Text someone asking for some. Everyone has a phone nowadays.

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jimmer23 21

You've clearly never been trapped in the bathroom with no toilet paper.

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TotallyNotAKid 11

If there was toilet paper he has no excuse, but times can get tough without any toilet paper and maybe he was desperate. Either way Sorry OP

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WCARlover 34

I'm hoping you didn't have to discover that by finding socks with stains on them in the hamper...

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TheRugMan 17

I mean, if there's no toilet paper...

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