By nerofirst - 19/08/2011 13:40 - Canada

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Today, I had to utter the phrase "OK, but no cape during sex" to my girlfriend. FML
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She wanted to wear lingerie but it came with a cape

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XxgreymoonxX 8

interesting girlfriend of yours xD guess the positive side is least you're getting sex d:

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cBlackout 13

It's a bird ! It's a plane ! It's a naked chick with a cape?

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XxgreymoonxX 8

interesting girlfriend of yours xD guess the positive side is least you're getting sex d:

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eminemchick 19

yup. at least youre getting sex and no lonely hand action:)

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VeganVampyre 26

Am I the only one dying to know what preceded OP's statement?

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crazychick1269 7

#59 no your not... I am too!!

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eshhayz 0

I don't get it? You mean like having sex at capetown ?

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PutItIn 8

What's that movie called "My Super Ex-Girlfriend" or something ?

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eshhayz 0

No it's called "Honey I shrank the kids" . The dad accidentally shrinks his kids and they have to survive as small beings for the week . But dw they get changed back at the end :)

Iheartfunny 1

10- your right but lonley hand action isnt terrible if you do the way I do

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lucy331 0

^ and what way is that?

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mr_torch91 1

What's wrong with kinky role playing super hero sex? I'd keep the cape as something to grab onto.

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eminemchick 19

yes 92 im actually kinda curious to know how you do it now;)

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Give_Linux_A_Go 28

why miss out on superhero sex? you can be Colussus!

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FurryPride 9

I agree with 105, it's something to hold on to.

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jvillan87 5

Man up and wear the damn cape!!!

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Trololololololo_fml 7

I WOULD SO LOVE TO BE ABLE TO KNOW WHAT THEIR CONVERSATION WENT LIKE. SORRY FOR DODGY KEYBOARD, CAPS HAS BEEN JAMMED ON.

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Tyger44 1

I agree with you.thats what i thought:p

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seanders 10

I'd be The Thing. He's a ******* rock, so you don't gotta worry bout being hard.

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Ashelizabethh 8

sorry 125 we don't super man no more we just spiderman that ho.

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Friaza 29

My guess is that capes don't match with maid / teacher outfits very well.

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YinYangWarrior 0

Could I have a side of context with that?

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bugmenotmofo 34

Do you need context? It's sex in a cape. His girlfriend is awesome.

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mkmorgan30 0

221 Lmao i know I wouldn't of said no to my gf if there was a cape lol, how do people not see the awesomeness in this lol

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ruthchun92 2

hahaha, like that was the first time she heard that

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Poopolicious 5

the real intention is to use the cape to cover your face

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StoryOfTheYear 14

144- Unwritten rule of threadjacking No threadjacking until someone has posted something relevant for the original comment, or you look like you are talking to the original commentator

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flockz 19

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mynameis1339 0

Then your doing it wrong

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flockz 19

ya i guess so. i am told i resemble a flopping fish out of water while in bed.

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Iheartfunny 1

Its ok 28 my girlfriend puts a pillow case over her head and yells out the name of my best friend so she won't have have to look at me

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eeppiicc 8

Ahhh flockz you changes your picture!!

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saveursocks 0

Being choked makes the experience more pleasurable though. So your one of the lucky ones. I think.

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cufaoil 11

#28, so next time, use a water bed... then you'll be in your element....

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eminemchick 19

capes are frickin kinky tho;)

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Iheartfunny 1

They also go great with a red latex chicken mask

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eminemchick 19

yeah ikr?:D i dont know who this guy thinks he is. i would refuse to have sex with him unless my cape was on.

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shay1813 0

He could use his super laser to fight her ;)

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mgfootball 0

Wait, the important question is who's wearing the cape?

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Kain713 14

Who cares? Capes are awesome and everyone should wear one during sex.

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USMC0331 0

Captain America Anybody?

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thesunsetglow_fml 8

"I vant to suck your...... nevermind."

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USMC0331 0

Oorah my friend and semper fi

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UmbraeCatervae 0

Semper Fi Devil Dogs

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fullofmetal 7

But Cap doesn't wear a cape. >.> Neither have any of his girlfriends.

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USMC0331 0

But doesnt he say somethin during the movie about not wearing a cape? Aha

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cBlackout 13

It's a bird ! It's a plane ! It's a naked chick with a cape?

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eminemchick 19

"look up in the sky, its a bird, its a plane, its a man with a cape and a beard and a cane, with tank top shorts with a bulge in his pants, this is ken, its kaniff, this is me, superman" ^bi internet pedophile songDx

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eminemchick 19

88- ken kaniff is the pervy guy from eminems old cartoon show "the slim shady show". he also has a couple songs under the name ken kaniff, from the rapper Aristotle. this particular song was called "super ken" XD

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slick5880 22

What is sex with no cape? It's like peanut butter without jelly...

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cupcakegirl93 8

If she insists on wearing a cape during sex, she's too young for you bro! ;)

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Btreasure 8

It sounds like it was just a Jersey shore reference!! I like what you did there cupcake haha!!

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UmbraeCatervae 0

If her shoes still light up when she walks shes to young for you bro!

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monkeybanana 7

Haha that was funny :)

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ciarafox9 9

If her tattoo comes off in the shower, she's too young for you bro!

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cupcakegirl93 8

If her idea of partying is a tea party with her stuffed animals, she's too young for you bro!

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BellaGoBoom 6

You use to many winky faces for me to take seriously. Weird, I know.

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