Sorry sweetie

By ddhaley1 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Edmond

Today, instead of kissing my child's boo-boo on her finger to make it feel better, I accidentally headbutted her. FML
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ShortieRose 30

I've heard of inflicting new pain to make the old pain diminish... but that's a little much! ;)

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ShortieRose 30

I've heard of inflicting new pain to make the old pain diminish... but that's a little much! ;)

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ukeandfoodislife 19

When I was younger, I broke my arm and I went crying to my dad. There weren't any visible signs of the break so he flicked my other arm. Needless to say, we ended up going to the hospital about 5 minutes later. He stopped doing that after that incident, lol!

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gracehi 31

"I know a little trick to take your mind off that pain... Now you might feel a little pressure..."

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shewenttojareds 16

She can now focus on her headache rather then her boo boo. Good parenting. Smh.

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RenoTheRhino 30

I believe I saw the string of words, "accidentally headbutted her" somewhere in that post.

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shortswimmer17 28

Just another boo boo for you to kiss better :)

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MsSoulReaper 27

Your intentions were good, OP! Just apologize to your child and kiss both the boo-boo on her finger and head :)

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devildog562 33

Taking that whole, if you don't stop crying, then I'll give you a reason to cry" a little to seriously . Jk I always felt super bad when my daughter got hurt . It'll all work out

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Paigey90 3

An old fashioned way of giving general anaesthetic. That will definitely make the pain go away

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MrConcise 34

If you put her in a coma for long enough, she'll be completely healed when she wakes up. Aside from muscle atrophy, potential brain damage and memory loss, development issues, etc.

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