By Stan - 29/08/2011 21:19 - United States

Today, I was doing my jazz aerobics workout and accidentally kicked my 3 year old daughter in the face. Everyone we know, including my wife, thinks I beat her. FML
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blumsden 0

I'd say I beat my kid, before I admitted to doing jazz aerobics...

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juicedboi 7

Be more worried about people finding out that you do jazz aerobics. Also, quit beating your child..

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gojira666 7

You could tell your wife u hit your child with the closet door on the way out.

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ThatOneCanadian 0

i dont exactly envision a father that does "Jazz aerobics" as a child beater

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thir13enthour 0

My thoughts exactly

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NKG7896 3

Poor child. Has to live with a father that makes her do jazz aerobics.

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monkeys1315 0

I've never heard of a guy doing jazz aerobics with his three year old

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notsoluckypup 12

OP, you should've made sure that all children (and pets) were out of the room first and could not enter...

doctor_awesome 8

* to avoid being seen. not for their protection.

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Blazingcrono 6

You should kick them while doing your jazz aerobics to prove that it was an accident.

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beckal 0

that child will be forever bullied, not because she was kicked in the head as a baby, but because her father does jazz aerobics.

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audiophileMom 11

How's three years a baby??

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jessesgirl14 16

My 13 year old is still my baby!! Haven't you ever heard that story?! I love you forever and like you for always as long as I'm living MY BABY YOU'LL BE!!

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