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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 16:44 - France

Today, during a drunken night out, a really trashed friend said to me, "Jeez, even when I’m drunk, you're really ugly." FML

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By GeeThanks - 25/07/2013 02:33 - Canada - Toronto

Today, a drunk dude walked up to me and said, "You're ugly as fuck." His sober friend quickly apologized and explained that he was wasted, before looking me up and down and adding, "Well, not completely, I guess." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2014 19:26 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was at a bar, when a heavily drunk guy came up to me and slurred "Fuucckkk lady, your face... not even with beer goggles!" FML

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By ak. - 02/03/2009 21:26 - United States

Today, I was laying with my girlfriend on the couch. I looked at her and said, "You're so beautiful. How did I ever get you?" She replied, "I was drunk." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2016 12:27 - United States - New York

Today, my drunk dad told me I'm smart enough that any guy could overlook the fact that I'm fat, but not smart enough that they could overlook how ugly I am. Gee, thanks. FML

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By uglyone - 13/01/2010 14:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was going out with my supermodel-gorgeous friend, so I put extra effort into looking good. I thought I looked pretty good, but when we got to the subway station, a drunk old man looked at us and loudly announced, "That's always the way it is, there's a fit one and an ugly one." FML

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By single now - 26/02/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, a friend of mine sent me a message saying, "Man, I am so sorry but we were both really drunk and I swear it didn't mean anything." FML

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Take it where you can

By charapos - 26/10/2021 11:00

Today, I got called beautiful for the first time in forever. The lady who called me beautiful was herself very pretty and VERY drunk. FML

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By Bad Dancer - 05/07/2015 01:48 - United States - Rock Hill

Today, my friend and I went to a club. She said I look hilarious when I dance drunk. I was completely sober. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2009 22:31 - Canada

Today, a completely drunk girl walked across the bar and punched me in the face because I was wearing the same dress as her, and her boyfriend had said it looked better on me. While I was screaming at her for being a stupid bitch, she puked all over me, wiped her mouth, and laughed before she passed out. FML

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By nina - 11/08/2010 16:04 - Luxembourg

Today, I was talking to a friend about this stranger I kissed a few nights ago while drinking. I commented that I was ashamed of doing so, and to make matters worse, the guy was really unattractive. It turns out he was no stranger. I'd kissed my friend. FML

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Top comments

Trace01m 11

Monday 17 January 2011 22:18

Next time you're out with your friend, loudly ask about his herpes.

drakem 7

Monday 17 January 2011 20:02

Maybe you're only ugly cause he's drunk?

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drakem 7

Monday 17 January 2011 20:02

Maybe you're only ugly cause he's drunk?

Poepiepiesie 3

Monday 17 January 2011 23:57

How hard is it to goddamn understand this fml.

fromthesuck 8

Wednesday 16 March 2011 8:34

How hard is it to write a proper goddamn sentence

UpsidedownKayak 9

Monday 17 January 2011 20:07

Wow, that is bad if your lush of a friend sees you pretty ugly.

perdix 29

Monday 17 January 2011 20:10

Oftentimes, an ugly woman can liquor up a guy to have her way with him. It's good to know that your investment with this guy won't pay off dividends -- you'll just have to find another victim, Warty McFatFat.

RUSH777 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 3:45

Someone doesn't need to be fat to be ugly.

bannedforlife 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 14:41

Perdix, your comments have jumped the shark. Time to reinvent yourself.

mea_iloveskiing 26

Monday 17 January 2011 20:13

friend?

HomeAl0ne 20

Monday 17 January 2011 20:14

"Oh yeah! Well, at least you'll be sober in the morning....no, wait, ah damn..."

StonesAya 0

Monday 17 January 2011 20:27

^^^^ Too Funny!

ohgodwtf 0

Monday 17 January 2011 20:14

"friend". Nice.

noto_fml 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 18:09

are you saying he should lie to her and say she's hot cause they're friends? are you ugly too??

DudeImBetter 0

Monday 17 January 2011 20:20

^ fail.

DudeImBetter 0

Monday 17 January 2011 20:22

nvm I thought it was a joke at first but now after seeing other fmls I believe this is true.

mitri_fml 3

Monday 17 January 2011 20:39

^win

Donkeydick360 0

Monday 17 January 2011 20:48

Bwuahahahah

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Today, I just finished nearly a year of muscle-building in order to impress my crush. Turns out she doesn't date fit guys, because "they're all jerks". FML

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Today, it's been over 3 months since I've had a day off. I suppose that's what happens when you run someone else's business, run your own business, and have a child. I make $410 a week. Rent is $400. FML

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Today, it's been a little while since I found out that my parents are getting a divorce. They'd been married for 25 years and my father got bored and lost feelings. My mother is crying and howling on the bathroom floor right now. It has happened before, but since it was in our upstairs bathroom, I could open the door with a knife. FML

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