By Anonymous - 18/06/2011 22:00 - United States

Today, for the first time in my life, a girl has a crush on me. Too bad it's my co-worker's five year old granddaughter. FML
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marinus_fml 19

I would say embrace the opportunity but that would be a bit wrong.

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WCARlover 34

awe I bet its not the first person that's had a crush on you, probably others have but you just didnt know about it

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Iamnotmyself 17

Pedobear approves! Unfortunately for you the US government and most of society does not. Including me. Watch you back OP

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polysyllabist 3

Just play the long game. 13 years isn't that long.

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imacreeper 3

18, your comment is disturbing. Even for me.

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seanders 10

If there's grass in the field play ball. If not just flip them over and play in the mud.

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flockz 19

could be worse... could be your co worker's 5 year old grandson.

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marinus_fml 19

I would say embrace the opportunity but that would be a bit wrong.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

He could embrace the opportunity to use the kid as girl-bait. It always works. Always.

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woahwoahwow 9

as long as you don't return the feelings in kind..

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WCARlover 34

awe I bet its not the first person that's had a crush on you, probably others have but you just didnt know about it

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CJ77NT 0

easy there sparky, she's a bit young for ya

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AddyI 0

I'm sure someone has had a crush on you before. they just hid it

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green_eggs_and_h 0

Wait thirteen more years?

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SirObvious 1

that's what I'm saying.

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dudeitsdanny 9

It's not that long. There's a few FML about older guys dating younger girls. Nothing wrong with robbing the cradle! Unless, you know.. She's still in the cradle..

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coolp3son 0

you should go for it

Egnar 19

MOST crushes go unresolved, especially with girls, because people are too afraid to act on their impulses. . .Which in turn either becomes regret later in life or one of the FML situations where somebody develops a "love" for somebody whom hardly knows them, which ends poorly. You have no idea how many girls have had a crush on you in your life - It could be 0, you're right, but it also could have been 12. As for the 5 year old?. . It might feel weird, but it's cute. Pretty sure your life is just fine.

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shybear15 0

exactly... I've only told one guy that I've liked that I like him... out of lotss of guys

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