Mixed signals

By Leota - 15/08/2011 16:20 - United States

Today, I received a message on Facebook from a guy I've liked for a year. He asked me if I wanted to hang out, so I said yes. When I walked out to his car later on, he gave me a really confused look. Apparently I was on my brother's Facebook, and he'd never logged out. FML
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youliketacos 0

You should have been like "Just kidding.. My brother told me to tell you he's grounded."

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playboybunny195 0

This made me lol, but totally sucks! That'd be so embarrassing!

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playboybunny195 0

This made me lol, but totally sucks! That'd be so embarrassing!

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Iamnotmyself 17

Well now you know they're both gay! Or am I jumping to conclusions?

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theaws0m3guy 4

YDI so much....how do you not see your brothers name? Or all his friends? When you message someone, your name is right by the message...

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LiveLaughFML 10

haha i can just imagine OP walking back inside her house in slow motion while the song "Best Thing I Never Had" plays in the background >:D

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humorizer 14

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sandi315 0

Remember remember the fifth of November

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genesisnirvana 11

Umm I'm pretty sure that bawlerr75 is a female.If not then my drag detector is broken

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123amanda123 14

lol that's funny but horrible for you :(

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YayorNay 8

Both 95 & 89, it from a movie, it doesn't have anything it do with the post.

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number0 8

The 5th of November reference is from V for Vendetta.

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genesisnirvana 11

The awkward excuse that OP had to come up with.

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sandi315 0

What's up with ur pic? Ur a guy and dressed like that now that's awkward

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genesisnirvana 11

Umm I'm pretty sure that bawlerr75 is a female.If not then my drag detector is broken

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leearm104 4

lol yeah I'm pretty sure it's just a not very lady-like lady

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BB_ava 0

OP, if you look at the top left-hand corner of every page it's not hard to tell whose Facebook it is! YDI.

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cowboyhater4ever 0

OP could have been on the Facebook app, or the mobile version. Her brother could just have used her phone, but if it was on a computer then YDI.

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youliketacos 0

You should have been like "Just kidding.. My brother told me to tell you he's grounded."

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IndiRae 9

And say it was because he jizzed in his pants..

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mikentrigger 4

Usually I love a good FML reference, but only when it's good, and only when it's remotely relevant.

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GigaPudding_fml 24

That's actually a pretty legit excuse, too bad you usually come up with them when it's too late though

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IndiRae 9

Holy ****. I can't even think of something witty to say I'm laughing so hard.

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IndiRae 9

Oh I'm sorry, I must have not heard the 'comments must have a point and please everyone' rule over all the ***** I don't give.

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goldenone 2

she has been put. in her place, well done

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ariannaa_fml 17

Just go with it!

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Neorecon19 18

Somehow I feel she should of screamed/yelled "Recognize my feelings damnit!" and ran back indoors.

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birds_fml 7

This is the best FML I've ever read! :D

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danielreader22 4

Today's lesson: ALWAYS LOG OUT

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MeeshaMeeshaPup 8

um... shouldn't the lesson be "always check if you're logged in"?

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danielreader22 4

19- Yeah I know but if the brother had just logged out then OP wouldn't be in this mess.

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upwardSpiral 4

1. that was a pathetic failure. it's ADMIRAL Akbar(sp?) 2. this was irrelevant to the FML. good job sir.

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