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Mixed signals

By Leota - 15/08/2011 16:20 - United States

Today, I received a message on Facebook from a guy I've liked for a year. He asked me if I wanted to hang out, so I said yes. When I walked out to his car later on, he gave me a really confused look. Apparently I was on my brother's Facebook, and he'd never logged out. FML
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youliketacos 0

You should have been like "Just kidding.. My brother told me to tell you he's grounded."

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playboybunny195 0

This made me lol, but totally sucks! That'd be so embarrassing!

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Comments

borkchop1992 15

ohh this could be the sexy start of a ****

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YayorNay 8

I can see as a good start, but where does it lead to...?

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TalkinSmack 6

Offer him A BJ, then he might wanna hang out with ya!

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JTHolloway200 0

only if she's hot

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WCARlover 34

Nope pretty much only if she has a working mouth

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WCARlover 34

Oh goodness, how embarrassing :( you shouldve played it off and been like "oh I knew that, I figured you rather wouldve hung out with the better looking sibling ;)"

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ItsTheKing 10

Great save. Now all we need to do is invent you a time machine so you can go back in time and tell her that. Damn our slow advancements.

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AmandaIsMyName 0

Lol what a fail!!!

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perdix 29

Shit! Now you know he wants to date your brother. He probably wasn't gay to begin with, but when you seduced him (pretending to be your brother), I'll bet he said, "Hmmm, this is starting to make sense."

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slowedandthrowed 1

Ha their gonna make fun of you all the time now!

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HomeAl0ne 20

Time to leave a browser window open with the results of a "Are you gay?" test showing. With your brother still logged on of course.

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ariannaa_fml 17

FML from the mom Today, my son decided to cone out to me. How? He left his Facebook up with the chat saying that he'll 'hang out' with another boy and the test results to 'are you gay?'. FML

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