By Anonymous - 27/10/2011 15:24 - United Kingdom

Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. The only way I could have gotten pregnant is from having gotten drunk and sleeping with my ex. We broke up because I didn't want children. FML
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Olovio 5

If only you were a witch. You could just point your wand at your uterus and shout FETUS DELETUS!

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SkardeyKat 3

I've been in a situation almost exactly like this. Think twice before making any decisions based on fear of the unknown. My children ended up being such a blessing and saved my life. And to think, I didn't even want them!

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Olovio 5

If only you were a witch. You could just point your wand at your uterus and shout FETUS DELETUS!

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Epic_Fail911 15

Are you the girl with the boyfriend who used the same condom for saving money?

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Mean_Mr_Mustard 9

I didn't know Kourtney Kardashian was pregnant again.

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Grimmerie 31

20 - Who would have guessed that the counter-curse was just Unjellify?!

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midgetMANjay 7

you better keep the child, it's your own fault. a baby shouldn't have to die for your stupidity. YDI

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Shrike 23

Don't bother feeding this ******* troll, people. Just bury the moron..

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midgetMANjay 7

lol i knew i would get thumbs downed for that

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Feklfekl2222 32

I really hate anti-abortion idiots, I know I'm feeding the troll

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socoolsophie 4

You can abort the pregnancy or you can get back with your ex and be a mom tough choice, good luck... Its your fault though.. Just saying they made condoms for a reason

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Iknoweverything 29

Who says you need to be with the guy who knocked you up in order to be a mom? There's such thing as "child support" you know!

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RA661 8

But a second parent will certainly help a lot more. Nonetheless, it will be responsible of him to do so. (and her as well. YDI)

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Daralea 21

Well, obviously the ex wanted kids, so yay for him!

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StopDropNRoll 11

Alcohol > condoms sometimes sadly.

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ohSNAPyall 26

True, 21. It's a false dichotomy. 3 also left out the adoption option.

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jessesgirl14 16

Adoption is always an option

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dcaruso 1

Stupid ****. Really? Child support? Working is not an option for u? Go reproduce with your cousin. We need more freak show attractions.

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withered 30

Who said that OP's partner would be the one paying child support? OP is the one that does not want the kid and if she gives birth and her ex wants to keep it then SHE would be the one paying.

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joee182 3

thats what you get ha next time use protection-.-

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SkardeyKat 3

I've been in a situation almost exactly like this. Think twice before making any decisions based on fear of the unknown. My children ended up being such a blessing and saved my life. And to think, I didn't even want them!

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cptmorgan6 8

Keep your legs closed when you're drunk. Unless you want more kids, of course. Then spread those puppies apart!

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Lidiya8lml 0

Real smooth. Next time don't get wasted in the first place

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