The big reveal

By yeahthatsme - 30/07/2009 20:15 - United States

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Today, I placed a personal ad advertising myself as an overweight woman wanting sex. I sent pictures of me in lingerie to men who replied and was pleased that almost all were still interested. Then I sent face pics. As it turns out, being fat is not my problem. Apparently I'm ugly. FML
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Congratulations, you played yourself

By What have I done - 19/05/2024 10:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I asked a girl from Bumble for a full body pic. She was obese, so I told her it wasn’t gonna work. She then sent a video of her in real time looking slim and told me that picture was from when she was obese, and she'd sent that picture as a “test of my character” and she’s “better off without someone so judgy.” FML
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hellobananas 0

If you're looking for sex, the guys probably wouldn't care. Seriously, if a guy answered a personal ad, he probably isn't too choosy.

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Metal1209 0

Keep searching, I'm sure theres someone out there for you

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Metal1209 0

Keep searching, I'm sure theres someone out there for you

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nam3 0

YDI not for being fat and ugly but for whoring yourself and then putting it on a website like this so everyone can make fun of you

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genius_man16 0

what happened to #2-25? anyway, that sucks for you OP, maybe you should try losing weight or something, maybe then the face won't matter so much? Idk, FYL tho

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karatekidcatblue 0

just work on the facial problems......such as a unibrow, mabye you should wax it.

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MasterOfTheXP 2

92-replying to the first comment on this site to be under the first comment is tradition.

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Miss_Represented 0

I agree with #86. YDI for trying to ***** yourself out, get some morals and a vibrator then maybe you'll meet mr right.

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witluv 2

wow. don't be a douche or anything.

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insomniac_855 0

ewww fat AND ugly what kinda pictures do you take that dont show your face?

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Whatever80 0

Dude For Real Grow Up & Why Do You Care What Types Of Pictures She Takes .

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hellobananas 0

If you're looking for sex, the guys probably wouldn't care. Seriously, if a guy answered a personal ad, he probably isn't too choosy.

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gooodtimes 0

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seb12992 0

Also YDI for trying to find someone to have sex with online. People like you end up dying from aids.

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star_ver 0

Lmao, pwnt. But seriously, it's not that hard to get laid as a girl. You're just doing it wrong.

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56578 0

It stinks that the guys were so shallow as to turn you down because of a picture, everyone takes bad pics. However, I think you deserve it placing an ad for sex and sending pictures of yourself to complete strangers. What did you think would happen? I hope you'll be able to find someone in the future.

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lowcapacityx 0

Send me a pic. We can play dress up where you put on a brown paper bag.

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morgan020 0

hahaha that sucks but as a woman you should be able to get laid whenever you want no matter what so maybe your doing something else wrong. or did they say that your ugly because then I would have to say sorry.

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bryster126 0

don't mean to be a bitch but 1) WTF posting pictures to get laid?, pathetic 2) you could haves photoshopped it 3) YDI for being fat and ugly have a wonderful weekend :D

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jamsackson 0

It is most likely 100% her fault she is fat. She deserves it for alowing herself to turn into a hippo when she was already freakishly ugly. Have fun not having sex with anyone. Ever. Stupid ho.

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