By nightowl506 - 21/11/2011 07:22 - United States

Today, I received gorgeous orchids from my long distance boyfriend. I was excited about it and told my parents. They still are convinced I have no boyfriend and I mailed the flowers to myself. FML
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VaanBasch 1

The solution is obvious. Dump your boyfriend for not existing. The jerk...

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shahs 3

why wouldthey be jealous? they are married.

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Streeet_hayley 6

Where do you see married? ^

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ColdplaySucks 18

It's only the truth that matters, forget what your parents say.

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mystifisvt 4

My girl lives far from me also. Gonna go see her again around Christmas. - also sucks your parents don't believe you OP.

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DryHumor 4

Get pregnant? If he's smart, he will wrap it before he taps it.

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bulgeinmypants 0

62 has a stupid comment, not only because he should "wrap it before he taps it", but because the boyfriend is long-distance. If the boyfriend wanted to send some sperm, I could see where you're coming from.

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DryHumor 4

I was talking about the situation if they ever meet each other. I think **** in a peptobismal medicine cup is very ..awkward.

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KateWesley44 0

aw how sweet :-) next time tell him to add a note so that your family believes it!

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KK3137 31

Honestly I think she could fake a note too, so

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Quasar55_fml 18

The solution is to organise a video conference with skype or whatever, so the boyfriend can testify in person. ... Well I guess her family could assume she asked a friend of hers to act as her boyfriend. Then the only viable solution is to have live sex in front of the family.

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MsMeiriona 2

But then they would assume she hired an escort.

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False_Stupidity 41

Gahh!, is there no way for the OP to win here?

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VaanBasch 1

The solution is obvious. Dump your boyfriend for not existing. The jerk...

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OMGIFOUNDWALDO 6

Makes me wonder how you would feel when you get dumped for existing

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thisisafunnyname 12

The answer is simple...we kill the batman. *rubs forehead twice*

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unhappybitch 8

Make your bf call your parents so they believe you?

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Fruit_Dealer 9

Or record a full hour of webcam sex. Strap the parents to a chair and make them listen. Never will they think you're lying again.

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achoo_fuckyou 2

They need evidence? Next time tell him to send a picture of his dick.

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Torva_fml 16

14- long distance.... Read the fml... Retard...

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Wheredidgrungego 12

"Honey, that could be any boy's penis! Stop lying!"

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Rainbow_dumpster 28

The next time he calls you, hand the phone to either of your parents and let him tell them on the phone that he's your boyfriend. :) Hope that works.

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ClassicOne 0

She obviously did send the flowers to herself and is just trying to convince herself it was a "boyfriend" by putting it on here. Seriously parents wouldn't simply not believe this. And like previous poster said, does she never talk on the phone or Skype w him for parents to know?????

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Savra_fml 17

1. Does not say OP lives with parents. 2. Phone calls could be difficult if there is a large time difference between where OP is and where her boyfriend is.

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NanillaVipples 2

You obviously have a very narrow mind when it comes to what some parents are like.

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hardrock22 0

just return to sender those flowers, long distance always sucks

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taera 8

This FML doesn't provide enough information to indicate that OP is in a good LTR. They could be getting distant and losing their connection. All we know is her bf is capable to purchasing one bouquet of flowers. /notconvinced

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hnz 13

Tell your parents that they should learn from your boyfriend and give orchids or flowers to lighten up their relationship.

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drealmorales 2

The flowers made it?! :O I thought they'd be wrinkled.. It is long distance mailing.. Mm technology

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RedPillSucks 31

They don't really mail the flowers, they call a local flower shop which will deliver.

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Symmetry88 0

You're stupid! Go back to the mental hospital you came from.

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white16sox 19

90 I choose the last option in your profile picture. For you.

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Drewbie731 0

more than likely he had called a local flower shop for them to be delivered.....

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