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By nightowl506 - 21/11/2011 07:22 - United States

Today, I received gorgeous orchids from my long distance boyfriend. I was excited about it and told my parents. They still are convinced I have no boyfriend and I mailed the flowers to myself. FML

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By anonymous - 16/02/2015 12:57 - Australia - Rockdale

Today, I received a bunch of flowers from my 'lover'. This would be fine, except that I don't have a lover, and my boyfriend now thinks I'm cheating. FML

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By britney - 15/02/2010 02:54 - Canada

Today, I got flowers sent to my work, I happily opened them in front of my co-workers thinking they were from my crush, I open the card to see "Love you, from mom". My mother thinks my love life is so pathetic, thats she needs to send me flowers to cheer me up. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2021 23:01

Today, I got flowers from a secret admirer. Turns out they were from my sister's in-laws who own a flower shop. Apparently, everyone feels bad that I'm single and they are convinced I'm gonna die alone. FML

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By Oh hells no - 16/09/2013 07:26 - United States - Los Altos

Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML

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By edible - 20/05/2009 20:01 - United States

Today, I surprised my girlfriend by sending her an Edible Arrangement. When she called to tell me she had gotten it, she was more excited about the cute boy who'd delivered it than she was about the fruit bouquet. FML

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Today, I got a bouquet of beautiful flowers from someone I'd never heard of. My boyfriend flipped his shit and stormed out, calling me a cheater. I called the flower shop. Turns out he made a fake order, just so he could accuse me of cheating and dump me. FML

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By mfnfhdjdjddjsjfn - 03/09/2012 08:39 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I was in a terrific mood after finding a bouquet of beautiful flowers on my doorstep when I came home. That is, until I recognised the handwriting of my "secret admirer" was the same as my mother's. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2015 02:04 - United States - Lees Summit

Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "Ha! When losers send you flowers." FML

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By Alex - 08/05/2016 19:12 - United States

Today, after spending $120 to have a bouquet of flowers delivered to my mom, she called to complain that I had forgotten about her for Mother's day, but also praise my sister for apparently receiving my flowers I sent at the door and passing them off as hers. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 13:18 - United States - Allendale

Today, just so my family would think someone might actually be interested in me, I bought myself roses and attached a secret admirer card to them. My plan would have worked if I hadn't forgotten to take the receipt off the kitchen counter. FML

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Monday 21 November 2011 16:06

They're just jealous

VaanBasch 1

Monday 21 November 2011 16:07

The solution is obvious. Dump your boyfriend for not existing. The jerk...

Comments

TipOfTheHat 10

Monday 21 November 2011 17:57

Who cares if your parents believe you? Just do your own thing anyway, and be happy with what you do!

ftw487 9

Monday 21 November 2011 17:58

Well, did you?

Freeze_fml 16

Monday 21 November 2011 18:29

If only more people were as appreciative as you.

mannykiddo 3

Monday 21 November 2011 18:38

Forever Alone~

DoctorWhooves13 5

Tuesday 22 November 2011 3:17

D:>

notsoluckypup 12

Monday 21 November 2011 18:54

Shut the hell up. At least you HAVE a boyfriend to call long distance ...

sinking_fish 12

Monday 21 November 2011 20:43

Who pissed in your Cheerios? /:

xXshadowrollerXx 6

Wednesday 23 November 2011 2:25

Maybe this is the reason you don't have a boyfriend; because you're bitching at everyone else's relationships.

Naitsi 19

Monday 21 November 2011 20:49

Dick parants

screamo_neve 12

Monday 21 November 2011 21:42

*parents

claudzzzz 5

Monday 21 November 2011 21:32

haha totally know that feeling,my bf is in alabama and i live in wisconsin

gabbiechaoss 5

Monday 21 November 2011 22:25

Shut up, Meg.

FlyingWhisps 5

Monday 21 November 2011 22:35

Well, clearly there is only one thing to do. Send your mother a bouquet of roses with a card that says "To: -insert mother's name- I enjoyed last night, babe. Can't wait to see you again this weekend ;)" Then sit back and enjoy sweet revenge.