By brittrod - 05/12/2011 01:13 - United States

Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 050
You deserved it 3 387
End-of-year festivities: New Year's Eve fun and frolics
End the year on a high note with anecdotes where every New Year's Eve firecracker is synonymous with laughter! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

ghm1234 0

How rude. ( full house: stephanie tanner voice )

73 5
flockz 19

sit on him and eat a double bacon cheeseburger.

29 1

Comments

n_epic_fail 14

So punish him with no sex.... For a month. That'll change him.

1 5
kbtoyz69 9

just keep making him all kinds of fattening dinners, and work out alot. then 3months later you'll get the last laugh ;)

6 0
enonymous 8

10 won't work... he's already married.

9 1
ghm1234 0

How rude. ( full house: stephanie tanner voice )

73 5
ninjuh_wingman 29

Shouldnt it be your mother-in-law laughing at you rather than your husband?

22 5
Awsemogreeb 19

Why would she compliment OP then laugh at her?

7 0
shannonreneee 11

Not all mother-in-laws are rude to the wives. Lots have fantastic relationships.

9 1
StoryOfTheYear 14

Be sure and tell your mother-in-law that she's really not very funny. Your husband was just being nice.

4 26
KunoKanashimi 3

...What? You DO realize that it was the husband that laughed at the thought of OP losing weight and the mother-in-law was the one being nice, right?

18 4
StoryOfTheYear 14

Oh no! Dear me, I guess I should've read the FML a little more thoroughly and thought it all through before posting. Good thing I didn't post it like that on purpose, otherwise your comment would be rather unnecessary.

4 23
elliottemoose 1

Oooh damn, probs just the muscle your gaining compare to fat ;) hahaha

2 0
j_neee17 0

What a jerk . You should deprive him of sex that'll teach'em a lesson

13 5
vincentmacmanus 8

lol i agree hes a complete dick, but that doesnt work on everyone. xD thats more of a stereotype. like saying women should be chained to the stove, with just enough slack to reach the bedroom because those are the only two places their rib stealing gender are worth a damn. *said in tucker max voice* xD however, i do think she needs to find someone new, cause she probably doesnt deserve that.

0 0
Angelice_fml 0

He's just jealous.

4 2
flockz 19

sit on him and eat a double bacon cheeseburger.

29 1
quimbi 3

bad idea flockz, I think face sitting will only make him laugh harder when he finds she tastes like a cheeseburger

7 0
flockz 19

i meant sit on his skinny ass and suffocate him, but a cheeseburger ****** sounds rather delightful. makes me hungry.

8 1
herpitydurteedur 0

I'm straight and that would make me wanna nom some ****** XD

2 6
rawrabby 0

Wow. What an A-S-S.

2 6