That old switcheroo

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is a Mormon, when his mother greeted me saying how happy she was her son had found himself a Mormon girlfriend. I know nothing about Mormonism, except from what I've seen on South Park, and I'm an atheist. FML
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pretty_coin 11

Can't you just ask him to teach you more about it?

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pretty_coin 11

Can't you just ask him to teach you more about it?

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AnonymousTroll 2

My friend, in situations like this, google is always the answer.

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josiefay 0

Why all the thumbs down? He's not screaming convert. There's nothing wrong with getting educated on intimate details and beliefs of your significant other so you can understand and support them better.

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tacovender 7

Why should anyone give up their beliefs?

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mickypequi 13

39 is right. Joining the church is the OPs decision but first she needs to learn from a reliable source. If anything, there'll be one less person in the world to talk crap about us without knowing or understanding anything.

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Shelbyyyyyyy 4

Better do your research if youu wannaa stay withh him. Lol.

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yahoowizard 16

And before wikipedia does its blackout thing, too

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Buttsexpirate 9

Thank gosh for google!

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jarednt39 5

Well I'm sorry to hear about you being atheist , Jesus just happened to defeat every religion and if y'all want to know why just ask and I'll try and explain.

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mikeeg 0

See, even cartoons can teach people things!

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mudkipsan 19

Well that's nice. Can black people get into your heaven yet?

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TheMaster15 10

Yes actually, they've always been able to. I suggest you dont try to sound smart off of basic, petty stereotypes.

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ShyAnn29 14

Mormons haven't practiced polygamy for at least 100 years, I grew up Mormon

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newmandotcom 6

Some branches, like the Fundamentalists, still practice polygamy. Watch the show sister wives. Then tell me not a single latter day saint practices polygamy.

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newmandotcom 6

Blacks have always been able to get into heaven. They just haven't always been able to attain both priesthood. Not until the late 1970's were they able to attain both priesthood.

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TheMaster15 10

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lelandw7393 3

Mormons don't practice polygamy... Flds the fundamentalists do ... But the church does not consider the fundamentalists to be members.... Like every church denomination that has ever came to be broke off from another religion because people have there own ideas about what the truth is...OP ask him about it... Or go to a Mormon ran websites ... Not some Mormon hater website with all it's lies and misconceptions

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SilverHand 5

So you are supposed to hide your belief from his family? That's ridiculous. Ask him to tell them the truth.

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docscientist 9

Mormons believe those who were neutral in the war between heaven and hell, were this cursed by God with dark skin. They also believe Joseph Smith found golden tablets that had the real bible verses, but nobody ever saw them. It included polygamy. Sure is a brilliant way to get people to do your following than claim its from god. Religion, yeah! There are other branches like the LDS, but still follow a belief system made up by a very successful fraud.

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mickypequi 13

72, you aren't well informed. I suggest you verify your facts before trying to explain someone else's religion.

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yahoowizard 16

Be all pro Romney and watch as wonders happen for you

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