By Susan - 28/02/2012 11:55 - Canada

Today, I farted in front of my husband. It somehow turned into a farting war. Then I realized this is the closest we've come to intimacy in a week. FML
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silentblack 0

Who stunk out who?

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DocBastard 38

OMG no sex in a whole week??! How do you survive??? No but seriously, it's not very surprising how a funny moment can quickly and easily turn into an intimate moment. Laugh more with your partner, and you'll find you have a lot more sex.

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silentblack 0

Who stunk out who?

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Jakesterk96 8

Nobody wins in a farting war. Nobody.

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incognito1520 20

#11 that's why crop dusting is better than engaging in a war.

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CanWeMicrowaveIt 11

December 6th, 2011: They are everywhere, I'm beginning to hallucinate from the gasses they excrete. We've been waiting for backup and ammunition. I'm beginning to think help will never come. If anyone finds this, please, tell my wife that her bean casserole let me last this long.

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shanemaximo 7

#14 Ah, guerrilla tactics. That's how you win wars.

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48Connor 10

Holy shit. You haven't had intimacy in 1 week? I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU

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chevy44448888 1

11 I wouldn't be to sure bout that......till one craps his pants....WIN

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greenmen 12

Man you have some serious issues. Farting is nothing close to intimacy. Maybe try some sexy clothes will help!

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itis409 14

Agreed! This is absolutely disgusting.

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bigdog57_fml 9

So is your picture^^

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Sway_NV 7

I've seen this same story over and over again. =

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Schizomaniac 24

Really? Can you provide a link?

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feldco1 17

Hey, better than nothing, right?

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Jakesterk96 8

5, 6, 7, 8, prepare for my flatulate!

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flapdoodle 2

9, 10, 11, 12 watch out for the nasty smell!

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DynamicDave 11

13, 14, 15, 16... ...Ah, crap, I got nothing. This stinks.

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manatees_r_epic 0

17, 18, 19, 20! My comment isn't punny!

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Metal_Chick 15

21, 22, 23, 24 You know who killed it? 74!

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MisterDoctor 12

25, 26, 27, 28, that's something I'd appreciate!

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DynamicDave 11

29, 30, 31, 32, Why does this thread smell like poo?

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valdezadair 0

At first, I thought your picture was Twilight. But it's not. Hopefully. Have nice day -.-

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Havin 19

Lol God no! It's me & my favourite model XD. Edward can go jump.

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DocBastard 38

OMG no sex in a whole week??! How do you survive??? No but seriously, it's not very surprising how a funny moment can quickly and easily turn into an intimate moment. Laugh more with your partner, and you'll find you have a lot more sex.

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raney150 0

I like your first sentence. A week isn't that long of a time to not have sex. If it were a few months, I could sympathize.

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